Posts by MinisterAmos

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My recent 7 paragraph letter to my parents, and their short reply. . .

jw
friends

we haven't talked in 2 years, but i only email them smart little morsels about the gb etc that i get from you guys, you know, since i'm already not a fit associate why not try to educate them?!?!?!

it's not necessary to read my whole letter to get to the point--his weak but kindly short response (that i waited for 4 days to get) where he spends most of his sentences explaining himself, and i hung on his every word, and i wrote back about what we've been doing, and 2 weeks have gone by and he's not responded to that.

.and i check my email 10 times a day to see if he wrote back and nothing and i wonder.

MinisterAmos

BAsically he blew you off when your letter started to make him see reality.

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Smokers! You are needed for anti-witnessing!

by MinisterAmos in

jw
friends

can we get a few of you guys to show up at your local dc or cc and just like hang out in front while wearing a really cheap suit?

bonus points for creating a delagate tag .

extra points for booking a room at one of the listed hotels and registering as a witness.

MinisterAmos

Can we get a few of you guys to show up at your local DC or CC and just like hang out in front while wearing a really cheap suit?

Bonus points for creating a Delagate Tag

Extra Points for booking a room at one of the listed hotels and registering as a Witness.

Pay cash then trash it; sit around with a beer and a smoke while wearing the uniform....

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Elder asks me why we quit... (Long)

by Odrade in

in this thread i mentioned having a long chat with an elder last summer.

i didn't realize i had never posted the story, so here it is.. last summer (when i went to buy my new camera lens) i ran into one of my favorite jws at the photography shop.

he was buying a camera bag for his new dslr, and i saw him, went up and greeted him, hugged him.

MinisterAmos

Nice.

Two things that I found familiar:

1)"Well where else could you go"?

2)Getting angry and driving off when a mere ex-Publisher dared to insinuate that JWs act more like a Druid sect than Christians.

Most JW Elders will E-X-P-L-O-D-E when faced with the merest hint that the Org has a problem. At the last DC in Mobile, AL, the Brother-in-charge of cleaning decreed that all bathroom doors would remain propped open with chocks since there was no speaker system to pipe the spiritual food to the poopers.

I noticed a knot of Bros outside the ladies' room and walked over. They were checking out the granny panties underneath the stall partitions since now everyone could look right into the bathroom and peek at the Sisters from the knees down more or less as they dropped a loaf.

The Assembly chairman literally screamed at me, demanding to know which congo I was with when I pointed this out to him.

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"Mind" Blowing Article on Watchtower Indoctrination! MUST READ!

by What-A-Coincidence in

the author (from australia) makes some great points.. http://www.noelbatten.com/watchtower.pdf.

46 pages long.

some excerpts:.

MinisterAmos

>>If anyone knows how to get this info to Kerry Louderback-Wood, this may be helpful to her.<<

Dude, she is in the South of France eating caviar served off the shaved heads of mere Millionaires.

That was some real money they got from the Dubz!

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The Very Best "Protest" Songs?

by hillary_step in

hard to believe that jackson browne wrote this piece twenty-two years ago.

hard to believe just how apt it is for the modern america.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpfdbklumqk&feature=related.

laura nyro - save the country.

MinisterAmos

Woodstock Lyrics by Matthew's Southern Comfort:

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The Very Best "Protest" Songs?

by hillary_step in

hard to believe that jackson browne wrote this piece twenty-two years ago.

hard to believe just how apt it is for the modern america.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpfdbklumqk&feature=related.

laura nyro - save the country.

MinisterAmos

99 LuftBaloons by Nena http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN3itLN57R4 Nuclear war anyone?

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A call to HQ about the settlement

by parlay in

i called hq under this guise: i am an interested person who has two jw'svisiting me periodically.

i think they are very nice people and we have good conversations,but recently something disturbed me.

i was suprised that they had no knowledge of the recent lawsuit settlements and actually denied it was true.

MinisterAmos

Next time tell him "well then I want to speak with the person who DID make that decision" Keep repeating until they bump you to a supervisor. Just like any good phone center they will NOT disconnect you no matter how rude and abusive you become.

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How does WT treat illegal Mexican immigrant JWs?

by skeeter1 in

how does the wt treat illegal mexicans who are also jehovah's witnesses?

if the mexican was a publisher or pioneer in mexico, does the society allow them to be full, fledged publishers or pioneers here in the united states?

skeeter

MinisterAmos

We just had one Bro who was deported in a raid on the restaurant he worked at. Turns out the owner is actually a major crack dealer so the Gov rounded up everyone and deported the illegals. Two days later he was in Miami hopping a bus back here. Incidentally, known illegals are not given pvivs.

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I walked out of the "Oral Sex" instruction meeting today, anti witness!

by MinisterAmos in

any of you ex-dubs who are wondering why you left should read the study lesson today on oral sex.

let's also consider that the borg considers it essential that the brothers bring their young childer to all the meetings and make sure that they pay attention to the material.

the material this week included a very detailed description of oral sex!

MinisterAmos

Guys, the thing that astounded me about all this is how many parents of very young children DID NOT walk out when they got to Paragraph 10 or so.

The same exact people who would NEVER allow their children to see a PG movie or watch Harry Potter are confortable with having some middle-age perv explain to them how to service their genitals. CULT! It Screams CULT!

My wife even tried to justify it by lamely explaining that teens are blowing each other all over the place and thinking nothing of it (where is all this going on that I never got any I wonder?) but I cut her ass right off by saying "OK hon, let's invite ourselves over to Elder Two-Daughters house after the meeting, and I'll start a conversation with his pre-teen precious snow-flakes about sex". I then asked her bluntly "Is that something a "clean" (discussed at length in the article) person would do? FINALLY I got her to admit that a huge error had been made by Brooklyn.

I got a phone call from the un-baptized publisher, he basically said he just called his study instructor and told him to never come back and that he was done because of today. He will never allow his son to return, even with his Mother.

Anyone else who was offended might want to take a moment to call their PO, or better yet the service desk in NY.

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I walked out of the "Oral Sex" instruction meeting today, anti witness!

by MinisterAmos in

any of you ex-dubs who are wondering why you left should read the study lesson today on oral sex.

let's also consider that the borg considers it essential that the brothers bring their young childer to all the meetings and make sure that they pay attention to the material.

the material this week included a very detailed description of oral sex!

MinisterAmos

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