Topics Started by LucyA

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WHY DOES UNDERSTANDING WOMEN CAUSE SUCH AN IMPACT??
by Mr. Majestic in
1. social
2. relationships
i bumped into this reaction (nearly called it a problem) when i was a jw.

being that single sisters were out of bounds to chat to (unless you were thinking of marrying them), i thought that it was a safe(er) option to chat to married sisters.

i reasoned that they would have been happy in their marriage so chatting to them wouldnt be such a problem.
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How many in your cong. became JW out of door-to-door preaching?
by Albert Einstein in
1. jw
2. friends
door to door is an essential way of preaching among jw, you cannot get baptized unles you join in door-to-door service, ..... but how many converts in your congregation in past 20 years came out of door-to-door preaching?

please deduct mentally handicaped and weirdos.. number for your congregation?.

mine could be 2, (mother with a teenage son), but they da shortly after baptism.. albert .
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another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P
by SnakesInTheTower in
1. social
2. humour
so you heard that with all the surgeries michael jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?

after the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the lego factory.

...yeah, they are going to melt him down into legos........ .
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tracts at the gas station pump
by lalaa in
1. jw
2. friends
on my lunch break i went to get some gas before i went to pickup a sub at subway.

i noticed that there were some tracts (in spanish) in the credit card application holding slot and just had to throw them away.

i felt sooooo good doing it too.. has anyone ever thrown away wts tracts or magazines that you've seen in a public place???.
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Satan Takes a Trip
by Farkel in
1. jw
2. friends
jehovah ushers satan into his presence.. jehovah: "listen satan, the thousand year reign is just about up, and according to the bible, i've gotta let you go back to earth and tempt the people, so you'd better go down and see what's happening before you get to work.

damn.

i wished i had picked another book to endorse besides that bible.
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The most inappropriate remarks from Jehovahs Witnesses
by jambon1 in
1. jw
2. friends
i have a few which still either anger me, make me sad or just make me grateful that i am no longer one of them.

1 - "well, everyone is going to die anyway, so if it at armageddon then ce la vie" 2 - "the disater today at the world trade centre is sad, but exciting" 3 - (an elder) "when armageddon happens, i want to be at a window, watching it all".

sick, sick, sick!
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What "Unwritten Rules" Did Your Congregation Have?
by minimus in
1. jw
2. friends
i knew of a hall that allowed only white shirted speakers on the platform for sunday public talks!

when a visiting speaker did not wear the official white shirt he was either told that he couldn't give the talk or he could change shirts,as the hall kept a variety of sizes, just in case of an emergency!!!

i don't make this up.
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I woke up to my JW mom reading JW literature to my stomach
by unbeliever in
1. jw
2. friends
i know that sounds weird.

i am pregnant with my first child and my mom is visiting me for a few days.

i was laying on the couch taking a nap and she was sitting down and reading to my stomach.
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JEHOVAH, the greatest child abuser of them all!
by nicolaou in
1. watchtower
2. child-abuse
.

can there be any doubt?
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Are Witness Children Brighter than most?
by ApagaLaLuz in
1. jw
2. friends
the recent thread about the 5yr old baptized got me to thinking....... i learned to read at an early age.

i was also in all the gifted classes in school.

i remember a great deal of the witness kids were in gifted classes.