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Confession Time!
by kat7302 in
1. jw
2. friends
forgive me father for i have sinned......

i think its time we all got off our chest all the naughty things we did whilst rebelling against the jw's!.

ive got too many to list but i think somewhere near the top would have to be....... (drumroll........this is actually quite bad and i may get reprimanded by some of you).
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The dumbest way you got caught?
by kat7302 in
1. jw
2. friends
ive done some pretty stupid things in my time but i think the prize had to go to the time i was 14, out shopping and desperate for a cigarette..... i went into a secluded cafe so there was less chance of being spotted and was relieved to find that there was only one other couple in there.

i sat down with my coffee and confidently lit up, casually asking the guy on the next table to pass the ashtray.. next week i was hauled in front of the elders for smoking and found to my dismay that the guy sat next to me was a ministerial servant who recognised me from being on the last assembly programme giving my experiences!.

oops!
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Gutted about the Kingdom Ministry
by kat7302 in
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2. friends
its 2:15 am and i have to go to bed altho im not tired!

i was so upset by that kingdom ministry about how to treat df ones.

ill log off and when i sign back in in the morning, i hope to see 3546154263541658468154 posts on this making me smile and laugh cos im gonna need it!.
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The new insert in the Kingdom Ministry........
by kat7302 in
1. jw
2. friends
i found out today that there is a new insert in the kingdom ministry coming up which is all about how to treat disfellowshipped ones.

aparrently they are clamping down on it big time.

has anyone else heard of this or seen it?
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beer better than women?
by kat7302 in
1. jw
2. friends
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http://expage.com/page/dumbpage6
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Men are the problem!
by kat7302 in
1. social
2. humour
have you ever noticed how all womens problems/pain are to do with men?.

menstruation.

menopause.
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Barbie - a very clean joke!
by kat7302 in
1. social
2. humour
a woman needed to get her daughter a barbie doll for christmas (she was df!!!!

she walked into a department store and immediatley spotted the barbies on display.

after looking at them for ten minutes, she walked up to the shop assistant and said...... "i want to buy a barbie doll but i dont quite understand the prices, the horse riding barbie is 15, the ballerina barbie is 15, the teacher barbie is 15 but the divorced barbie is 350, can you tell me why that one is so much please?"...
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sickness
by kat7302 in
1. jw
2. friends
i have decided to include you all in every step of my shock pregnancy!

after boasting about not having sickness this time and being so relieved, i woke up this morning and have felt terrible aaaaaaallllllll day.

i need some sympathy here.
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Just told my JW parents Im pregnant!
by kat7302 in
1. jw
2. friends
to those of you that followed my last thread about my shock pregnancy, i asked my jw parents to come round after the meeting tonight so i could tell them.

i was so nervous because im not married and the first time i told them (this is my 4th!

) they were not too impressed.......... they were fine!
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Animated Avatars
by kat7302 in
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2. friends
hiya.

ive managed to get some moving images now to go on my profile but for some reason they are not moving!

they move on normal posts but not on my profile, it must be possible cos some of you have moving ones.