Posts by Tallyman

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What is going ON?

by Aintthatcute in

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first of all: i am new and have been lurking for about 2 weeks.

whoow!

glad i got that out of the way.. something that really bothers me is: when they say that the gb all the way down, elders, and ministerial servents are "appointed" by jehovah, and are deserving of "double honor".

Tallyman

When they say that the GB all the way down, Elders, and Ministerial servents are "Appointed" by Jehovah,

Hey ATC,

I just gots one question to ask:

"HOW-THE-HELL-COULD-jEHOVAH-OF-THE-WATCHTOWER-AND-THE-KULT'S-SCHMOLY-SCHPIRIT-BE-SO-DAMNED-STOOOOOPID-TO-APPOINT-MOI-AN-ELDER???

Yes, I was an Elder, who was Appointed-By-Schmoly-Schpirit and soldiered in the Kult Kapacity for nigh onto a DECADE, shortly after serving a Full Four Year Tour of Duty, up at the New York Kult Kompound near Wallkill.

HOW could I slip through the Kult Kracks?

Why did I pass Muster?

How could the Kult's Klose Schrutiny - by and of the Schmoly Spirit -
NOT see me coming? That I would engage in Activities DURING my Eldership that would allow me to become a WatchtowerApostate and KultKrimeFighter on the Internet.

I mean, when I was Appointed ELDER,
I was a Fully-Certified, 100% Grade A, Theokrat-Government-Approved, Schmoly-Schpirit-Schanctioned ELDER!

All taking place under the Watchtowerful Eyes of jEHOVAH.

So, since Robert "Booby" "You Know" King is in the thread,
I will ask him:

"How did I, Tom Talley, get Appointed An Elder?"

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Military reponse? Or lets not cause more violence

by bboyneko in

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what to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed: .

1) approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation.

2) engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.

Tallyman

6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."

bb,

and you could also "point out" to him something else.

Ask him:
"Do you UNDERSTAND WHY I just punched you in the face?"

When he moans and bawls: "Noooo...",
then tell him he has to understand the enemy before he can
retaliate.

Ask him:
"Do you understand ME, the enemy?"

When he groans: "Noooo...",
you simply tell him he has to go conduct a government study in one of his college classes, with help from a professor, and once
the study and analysis of "bboyneko", is completed-
then, and ONLY THEN should he get back up with you for that punch.

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It's called: Paralysis By Analysis
and sissies know it well!

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Will YOU be the next dead American?

by Nathan Natas in

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i respectfully request that you take a few moments to read the following article, and i would appreciate hearing your responses.. - - - -.

future widows of america: write your congressman.

by ann coulter.

Tallyman

Look, a lot of bad shit happenned over here, ...

Unk,

I figgered something like that musta happened,
since you've been MIA for so long.

Some of us thought maybe you got lost in the Outback
and were ready to send a Search Party over to Oz...
and find you... and then Party!

Tally-Ho!

Hey... I just thought... Ouch! speaking of Animal Rights...
what animal would NOT like to hear someone yelling out "Tally-Ho"??

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Another Celebration by jWs of Death

by Tallyman in

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* http://www.intrex.net/talley/jw_joy09.html.

notice how very clean these jehovah's witnesses are as they laugh.

and romp away from a scene of utter devastation of life & property.... and compare their cleanliness to the appearance of those frantic.

Tallyman

Tallyman - correct me if I am wrong, but perhaps they look so clean because their robes have been washed white in the blood of the lamb.

M-1,
unless Mr. Klean konverted to the Kult...
(y'know Big Guy on TV commercial/white tee-shirt/bald/earrings)
or the klean throngs of jWs got caught up in a 'White Tornado'
(another TV commercial)

Have you ever noticed how the Watchtower's sister cult, the Mormons
also have that Kind of Kreepy "Wholesome" glow about them?

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Is any of it a surprise?

ashitaka,

No.

Only the Huge Quantity of it, I am discovering,
and scanning, and assembling, and making a "Gallery of the Grotesque",
and worrying about running out of Megabytes of webspace before I'm
able to put it all up - On Exhibit.

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Will YOU be the next dead American?

by Nathan Natas in

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friends

i respectfully request that you take a few moments to read the following article, and i would appreciate hearing your responses.. - - - -.

future widows of america: write your congressman.

by ann coulter.

Tallyman

I think ALL americans should go back were to where they came from.
Then the Indians would get rid of all the terrorists that came and slaughtered them and took their land from them.
Norm

Yeah!

I agree!

And then the Terrorist Indians should go back from where they came and
give back the land "Where The Deer and the Antelope Play".

Animals have Rights, too, y'know!

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Another Celebration by jWs of Death

by Tallyman in

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* http://www.intrex.net/talley/jw_joy09.html.

notice how very clean these jehovah's witnesses are as they laugh.

and romp away from a scene of utter devastation of life & property.... and compare their cleanliness to the appearance of those frantic.

Tallyman

* http://www.intrex.net/talley/jW_Joy09.html

Notice how Very Clean these jehovah's Witnesses are as they Laugh
and Romp Away from a Scene of Utter Devastation of Life & Property...
and compare their cleanliness to the appearance of those frantic
survivors of the WTC Bombings, who narrowly escaped with their lives.

They were bleeding, torn, bruised, clothing in disarray, shoeless
(reports afterward of thousands of shoes in the streets because the
people were fleeing so fast, they literally ran out of their shoes!)
and completely covered in gray, brown and black dust.

But pictured above, the "survivors" are leisurely strolling away from
the Most Horrific Scene Imaginable and the little girl in the cute
white dress managed to remain Spotless.

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THIS got WT Leaders thrown in Jail

by Tallyman in

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how many of you were aware that watchtower leaders were .

charged with, tried and convicted of sedition.

during world war i ?.

Tallyman

TheOldHippie:
So all pacifists are idiots, is that what you said, tallyman, in your first message?

Old Hippie,

I am not going to dignify that answer with a question!

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And I dreamed I saw the bombers riding shotgun in the sky
And they were turning into butterflies above our nation

Nice dream, but the alarm clock woke a lot of dreamers up
with a very disturbing Brrrrrnnng! on the morning of September 11

Wonder if Joni realized she was ripping off the prophet Isaiah?
... you know, the swords/plowshares thingie.
Doubt it.
Her muse, named "Art", who (co)wrote her lyrics and music probably didn't inform
Joni that she was plagiarizing the prophet's concept with that Woodstock anthem.
That is,
unless "Art" really bucked the ancient trend of Muses, who are notorious
for loving to trick, deceive, lie, and just generally screw with the minds
of humans, as Evil Discarnate Entities are so very disposed to do.

Isaiah's dream/vision/prophecy?
Future.
Beautiful when it occurs.
For Now?
Reality Bites.
Hard!

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THIS got WT Leaders thrown in Jail

by Tallyman in

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how many of you were aware that watchtower leaders were .

charged with, tried and convicted of sedition.

during world war i ?.

Tallyman

Well, the polling is going pretty good.

I don't know, I just figured maybe some of those Old Kult Koots
would like to see what the inside of a jail cell would be like,
since they had no reservations sending all those young men who
refused military service (according to WTDoktrine at the time)
to jail, as a result of their 'channeled New Light'.

I think a lot of the young Greek jWs who refused joining the military
served active jail sentences... uhh, that is, until the Koots got
a hold of some Newer Light making it all a 'conscience matter'.

The GB has helped send a lot of the R&F to jail because of their
damned idiotic doctrine. I remember more than a few here in U.S.
during the Vietnam war, who spent time in jail as a result of
"Obeying" these Spiritual Bastards.

So, as long as the Watchtower Leaders had no qualms about sending
(or letting them go as a result of their "leadership") R&F jWs to Jail,
then I figgered maybe they oughta get a little taste of that "martyrdom" they imposed on others...

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THIS got WT Leaders thrown in Jail

by Tallyman in

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how many of you were aware that watchtower leaders were .

charged with, tried and convicted of sedition.

during world war i ?.

Tallyman

Makena1:

I thought I read somewhere (the 1975 Yearbook??)

Oops, Makena1... "1975 Yearbook" ? earlier version of "Proclaimers"
... Watchtower propaganda and revisionist history.
NOT to be trusted.

that they really did not do HARD time - breaking rocks etc., but had access to tennis courts and such? More of a minimum security, country club confinement

Point I was making is that ANY time in a Federal Penitentiary is "Hard" time. That Atlanta Jail in 1917-18 was no country club.
Part of those 9 months of their confinement was during winter months
and Rutherford caught a case of pneumonia, from which he never
fully recovered.

Later, when he was released, he Vowed Revenge against those who were
behind convicting him... something about wanting to take a sword
and plunge it into someone's belly and until "Eglon's Excrement"
flowed out... (I'd have to look that up)

Bridgette:,

Now, to answer the poll, Tallyman: No.
But not for the reasons you might think...

Point taken.
And you know, besides (I didn't think of this) even Mafia Dons can run their Empires from inside prison cells...

But let me quiz you once more, Bridgette,

if some Watchtower Leaders (of whatever rank) were tried and convicted
of harboring/aiding/abetting Pedophiles (the SilentLambs issue)
would you want to see those put in jail?

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American Witnesses face difficult time over flag

by ozziepost in

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reports are coming from the united states that small flags and flag badges are being distributed at schools and other public places.. many are refusing to take a flag and this is causing resentment and hurt feelings.

not wishing to offend, witnesses are asking their elders what they should do.. cheers,.

ozzie.

Tallyman

Mr. Gee-Whiz!,

everything that 'ofcmad' just wrote to you?

Ditto.

And Mr. Gee-Whiz!, when you wrote:

Tallyman since you are so gun-ho...

I just have to correct your spelling in order to impress everyone here with my intellect.

It is 'gung-ho', not gun-ho ...
oh.
OH!
Wait a minute... I get it!
You were trying to be clever.
yeaaa, ok
I see.

The only ones lately who have REALLY been 'gung-ho' (I know, word used by Marines, but is of Oriental origin...) in the most perverse
sense, were those Kamikaze Islamik Fanatik Pilots who flew into
those buildings.

Uh, tell us again Mr. Gee-Whiz!, if what you say is true:

It is not a war that can be fought with guns and bombs

I missed the details of HOW you said this war MUST be fought.

'nother words, what IS your strategy, Mr. Gee-Whiz!?

(Oh yeah, and tell your relative the next time they take Prozac,
to shove it up their ass... what I'm saying is, it will do a LOT more
good to take it rectally, instead of orally, but timing is critical
too, as they need to take it just before defecating.)

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