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  JW in Canada wins $30k for not wanting to place Christmas decorations

  by Dogpatch in

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  take steps to avoid human rights disasters

  in most discrimination cases that go to court, an employee's complaints were ignored: problem may be hidden

  marilyn linton

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  Yeah and I bet he took the Turkey too, the bastard.
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  Continuing Wild Assertions.

  by Blueblades in

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  millions now living will never die!

  is still teaching this wild assertion?.

  let's start when this wild assertion began and see where it ends up.. 1918, rutherford gives a world-wide public lecture-"millions now living will never die!".

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  Millions Now Living Will Never Learn
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  Latest "talk" by GB member being emailed around

  by catchthis in

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  not sure if this is a "made up" email or not -- sounds like any other talk you've ever heard..... .

  >a talk recently given by brother guy pierce ... .

  >safeguard your spirituality by training your perceptive powers .

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  I actually thought those were pretty good points. Well at least better spun.

  xjw_b12 celebrating his 1 billionth birthday.
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  Peaceful Forest Gump or Tormented Pablo Picasso?

  by GetBusyLiving in

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  a while back when i was a witness i was reading a book with some dubblie friends that asked interesting questions to spark conversation and debate.

  one of the questions was this: if you had could choose to live a life as an entirely content simpleton (forest gump) or a tortured genius (pablo picasso) what would you choose?

  i was really taken aback when a lot of my friends said that they would choose to be forest.

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  Well with regards to Nancy Drake's comment, I guess I would prefer to be the Forrest Gump, but with smaller breasts.
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  Are There Current JWs Who If They Became XJW's, You Still Wouldn't Trust?

  by xjw_b12 in

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  i was noticing, how the great majority who are fading, or are df or da, and post here, seem to go through a sincere personality change for the better.. it is of course a very humbling experience to find out how wrong and judgemental we were.. but is there a witness or two, who even if they posted here, you wouldn't trust them or like them.?

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  I was noticing, how the great majority who are fading, or are DF or DA, and post here, seem to go through a sincere personality change for the better.

  It is of course a very humbling experience to find out how wrong and judgemental we were.

  But is there a Witness or two, who even if they posted here, you wouldn't trust them or like them.?
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  Who are the chief crapmongers?

  by Gill in

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  someone, or somebodys must be coming up with all the crap that's appearing twice a month in the botchtower.

  no wonder they want to remain annonymous!

  judging from yesterdays article for the watchtower study, and the corny questions, ie.

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  These 3 are on the Writing Dept. Bethel even paid to put them through College.....
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  You know you're a JW when....

  by Preston in

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  you know that d.c. isn?t the capital where the president of the united states lives .

  a pioneer isn?t an 1800?s historical figure who traveled the west.

  the majority of books in your parent?s bookshelf have years on them.

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  your mother is so crazy, that all the other crazy moms look up to her - you and your friends walk into a fast food restraunt dressed in formal attire - you celebrate a jewish guys death (and your not a Nazi)

  Welcome RichieRich. Are you actually 16? Pretty sardonic sense of humour for a 16 yr old
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  Do kingdom halls tend to have few windows? If so why?

  by Qcmbr in

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  i was looking at some pics of khs and i remembered something i'd noticed while dusting my feet off outside a jw hall - very few windows.

  is that a policy or was i just at the back of the building...?

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  Obviously you weren't paying attention to the sign out front:

  Kingdom Hall

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  Jehovah?s Windowless?s
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  From door to door, to door, to door.......

  by Gill in

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  what's the point i ask you?

  here in the uk, it's an unavoidable fact that the majority of people are out at work, shopping etc.

  if you really wanted to speak to people, and felt an urgent duty because the 'end is near' why aren't the jws in the shopping centres, streets, and generally where the people are?.

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  No one is home on the weekdays, because they are all out working, to pay for the large doghouses they live in occasionally.

  No one is home on the weekends, because they are out shopping for dogfood.

  No one is home but the dogs.

  Perhaps JWs could learn to speak Woofish, and witness to the dogs, sharing scriptures from the Book of Mutthew for example, or point out how a debauched lifestyle leads to destruction as in the case of the Caninenites.
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  You Too Can Be A Writer for the WTBTS

  by MerryMagdalene in

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  brothers (sisters need not apply), the writing department is looking for a few good, albeit undereducated, writers of excellent theocratic standing to contribute to our monthly publications.

  no need to come to bethel.

  just keep working half time to support the society, preaching double time to bring in new members, and, in your spare time, you can write for us.

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  Where do I sign up?

  Dave of the "plagiaristic" class