Yeah I can imagine a local pioneer's horror trying to watch this movie.
"Excuse me, person with a huge mat of hair on his head that couldn't have been combed for 7 years, could you duck down so I could see?"
confusedjw
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The Beast
by Valis inhmm...i wonder if this movie is going to be any good?
i see the adds for it brought up by google.
i hope it isn't one of those movies like the left behind ones... the theory that jesus christ never existed, while largely unknown to most lay christians, is gaining credibility among scholars.
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today, i am a man
by doogie ini bought my first grill last night.
and i cooked out, wisconsin style (beer and brats, baby).
my texan girlfriend had never seen such a display of raw manhood.
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HELLYEAH YOU ARE !
it was propane right?
Be sure to put liquid soap around each fitting once a month to check for leaks.
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JW's and interracial marriage?
by c.dawn inmy nephew a jw who is white is dating another jw who is black with the intent to announce their engagement soon.. i had been reading about the past history of the jw's opinion of the black race.
old writings that said they were gods people too, but not intelligent as white etc and not qualified intellectually to go door to door to teach etc.that all people would be white in the new system.. i had read of a rope being run down the pews of the fellowship halls to separate the races during services during the 50's early 60's at the halls that did allow intergrated services... this was supposed to have taken place even up to a few years after de-segregation in the schools and other public places took effect.. that in some areas they had their own hall to meet at and the whites had theirs.
at one point the members of the black hall had asked to meet at the white hall as their building was being repaired or soemthing and they were told no, that some of the members of the white hall wouldn't understand or approve.. and i read that even up into the late 90's, many black members still weren't being given postions or responsibilities that whites had held since the beginning of the jw's.. i was just wondering how far they've come along to improve this image and if anyone knows thier opinion of interracial marriages.
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Chocolate lover said:
and while a JW I dated and was engaged to 3 black brothers.. no one ever gave us trouble.
Not even for not taking "engagement" seriously?
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A womans tears
by Maverick inthis is really for the guys, but i know the woman here will have some great insights for us stupid men so i hope y-all will offer up your best.. when the woman i am with starts to tear up or cry i feel totally helpless and useless.
this is one of the most dreaded situations i as a man can ever find myself in.
my older brother, the retired police chief, would get angry if a woman started to cry when he was writing her a ticket, he felt it was an act.
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confusedjw
Well if you women were so damn smart and as insightful as you claim then you would already know that we, as propane installing men, are going to try to fix it. Or run from it.
You pick.
That's it, that's the list.
And as to men crying whenever something happens to my son, like a broken bone, I ask "Did you cry" and he always says no, cause he doesn't and I'm trying to send the not too subtle message that it's not good.
So if you marry my son and he ends up crying, it's big. Take it seriously. It's not a parking ticket, it's like the Red Sox losing the World Series
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Introducing Myself
by Zal Taur inhey all,.
stumbled upon this site while looking for info on some very old friends.
i was born a jw, left when i was 17 or so, and haven't looked back for the past seven years.
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confusedjw
You don't fool me - your *real* name is Ruat Laz
Seriously - welcome!
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confusedjw
Newbie is from SC and is new ,,,,,Welcome again Newbie
Come on! South Carolina has been around for like 40 years. (Welcome Newbie!)
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FMZ will be up, up and away for a few days...
by FMZ injust wanted to let y'all know i am going on vacation to england with wifey.
will see my family for the first time in three years!
anyway, i'll be away for a couple of weeks, so don't worry... (unless of course, you see that a plane has gone down somewhere in the atlantic).. love to all, and god bless each and every one of you amazing people.. fmz
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confusedjw
Have a good time Wingman and we'll have a beer and chat when you get back.
( Get a few of those puke bags on the plane as they make great lunch bags for work )
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Oh and you can take a joke right?
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"Hello airport security? Concerned member of the local congregatin of Jehovah's Witnesses here"
"Yes, how can I help you?"
"Well you have a guy with an english accent about to get on flight 1345 bound for england"
"Well, I can't confirm that for security reasons"
"Trust me you do. I want you to know that he has this thing about abusing cats, but worse he is smuggling drugs on the plane"
"I'll need your name"
"Val....er....Travis (mumbles)"
"Drugs, what kind?"
"The bad kind and they are hidden in his anus. Really deeply. You'll need the mini-jaws of life to get them"
"Okay we'll look into this"
"Ha ha I get it. And while you are searching can you do me a favor and say HELLYEAH!?"
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Were there any conspiracy theorists in your congregation?
by badboy inits appears that some jws go in for conspiracy theories,were there any in your congregation?
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Yes, but for undisclosed reasons I can't devulge who they were or what they discovered.
SHHHHHHHHHH
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EVIL LOUTION? Why do you still resist? Science doesn't work?
by Terry ini resisted it for years.
i was dragged kicking and screaming into the evolution theory camp.. i would rather have had my arm lopped off at the elbow;but, facts are facts.
i had to be intellectually honest.
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Satan's Butterfly said:
That would be included in the god-of-the-gaps section. I wonder, will god explain how he does this, or in a few yrs, will science explain how it happens? Something to consider.
Yeah no kidding. I really want to know how they got that tiger and girl to switch places in mid air!
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EVIL LOUTION? Why do you still resist? Science doesn't work?
by Terry ini resisted it for years.
i was dragged kicking and screaming into the evolution theory camp.. i would rather have had my arm lopped off at the elbow;but, facts are facts.
i had to be intellectually honest.
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Just refuse to accept the evolution theory because..........?
Can't get past how a human baby has minutes for it's heart to seal up before it dies - how could that have been accomplished with evolution?
Of course I also once saw the white tiger show in Reno and they swapped a woman and a tiger that were in cages on skinny poles up in the air - can't figure that out either and I don't believe in magic.