had you all fooled,.
i am in fact a monkey.. i just wanted to see things from a humans perspective.. all i seem to do though is scratch my arse all day.. its not very different really.
GEESH. 3 "Secret Identity" threads already in the space of about an hour and half! Maybe I was the snowflake that started the snowball that started the avalanch that wiped out the outhouse?
It really is such an amazingly beautiful series of interlocking systems that comprise what a human is. It's too bad we're working backwards from the object code, everything would be simpler with the source and a comment or three thrown in.
since others are coming out of their closets, i thought i may also.
i'm not really a devil in a cute red outfit.
i just wanted to see the world through a devil's eyes.
SS: Oh boy, there's going to be threads like this for days...what have I done...NOOOOOO!!!!
Good post!
It really is such an amazingly beautiful series of interlocking systems that comprise what a human is. It's too bad we're working backwards from the object code, everything would be simpler with the source and a comment or three thrown in.
i received an email from elsewhere that confirms that he is actually a he!!!
not only that... he is michael jackson, the performer!!!.
wooo hooo!
*LOL*
It really is such an amazingly beautiful series of interlocking systems that comprise what a human is. It's too bad we're working backwards from the object code, everything would be simpler with the source and a comment or three thrown in.
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp .
president bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in america.
conceived and championed by the revered republican think tank americans for purity, "operation infinite purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from american soil by the year 2005. .
AW MAN! Another WhiteHouse.org reader! They're hilarious, eh! That has to be one of the funniest sites ever, next to The Onion and SomethingAwful, of course.
It really is such an amazingly beautiful series of interlocking systems that comprise what a human is. It's too bad we're working backwards from the object code, everything would be simpler with the source and a comment or three thrown in.
well, i now have the answer--oral sex is bad.
from the just jw website comes more insightful information.. the original thread is at:.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=23039&site=3.
YEAH BABY.
It must be excellent being married to a Dub. May God help me. And I'm an athiest!
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
well here is a new batch of jw urban legends (oops, i mean experiences) i just got in the e mail.
thought i would share the joy and lighten your day ;-).
a sister took her granddaughter to the circuit assembly with her.. later that evening at home, the sister told her granddaughter to get .
(((((GAG)))))
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
well, to bring you guys up to speed, here is what happend this weekend.
i told my wife how i was feeling and why i didn't believe the wt was not god's org.
it went pretty bad.
The real question here is, how long are you going to endure the mind control?
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
"are we to assume from this study that the battle of armageddon will be all over by the autumn of 1975, and the long-looked-for thousand-year reign of christ will begin by then?
possibly...it may involve only a differrnce of weeks or months, not years.".
truth from the wt [8/15/1968,p.499].
Just had an interesting thought. What if we WERE the faithful ones, and God has placed Dubs on the Earth to test us during the 1K year reign of Christ?
I know, I know, it's bloody ridiculous...flame on!
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
mrs ozzie and i had a very pleasant visit yesterday to a lady who has plenty of questions as she seeks the truth about 'the troof'.. she told us that as a young 18 year old she commenced regular pioneering and has many memories of her time in the borg.
now in her early 60s she has many questions.
her well-marked and well-used nwt bears testimony to her earnestly seeking of the truth.. she told us that not too long ago she invited the presiding overseer and the visiting c.o.
JT: Too true! Sometimes I wish I could go back and ask a few of those Elders a question or two just to see their reactions.
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
mrs ozzie and i had a very pleasant visit yesterday to a lady who has plenty of questions as she seeks the truth about 'the troof'.. she told us that as a young 18 year old she commenced regular pioneering and has many memories of her time in the borg.
now in her early 60s she has many questions.
her well-marked and well-used nwt bears testimony to her earnestly seeking of the truth.. she told us that not too long ago she invited the presiding overseer and the visiting c.o.
Ever watched Planet of the Apes?
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
