Posts by primitivegenius

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Do you miss being part of something big?

by sleepy in

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at one time i was one of "gods chosen people", part of a special group of people who had exclusive access to hidden truths about the earth and its people.. now of cource i realise i'm just like everyone else and all the puzzles are still there.. kind of miss that feeling sometimes..

primitivegenius

i know it might seem lame, but i still really do miss it. and i miss the feeling i used to get right after i'd left the KH, like i was pure and sparkly clean and sin-free.

well tinks i never felt so pure and clean after leaving the hall....... i always felt i could never measure up but i miss the friends and the illusion of being part of something great and united world wide. even tho when i would travel some of the times i would go to another hall.............. me being shy by nature would leave pretty quick afterwards and not have a word said to me... tho im sure a great portion of that was just me being me. i did move tho and when i did i tried the local hall.................. and these were brothers in my own circuit and i barely got anything said to me. i KNEW these peeps and they knew me lol. but congs always varied. guess maybe if i had been into the whole thing more maybe id have something closer to the clean sin free feeling..... i dunnnu. kinda glad i didnt waste my time tho no ya kno

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Armageddon dream

by tinkerbell82 in

i used to have horrible nightmares from the time i was maybe five until i was maybe thirteen that armageddon has come and i'm on jehovah's bad list.

i had them at least three times a week initially, but gradually as i grew older they were less frequent and then they finally stopped altogether...or so i thought.

last night i had one for the first time in at least seven or eight years and it was just as terrifying as it was when i was five.

primitivegenius

drink cheap beer in vast quantitys before bed....... heck in bed... lol hahhhahah. ever have the exact same dream repeatedly? i have several dreams that i keep having over and over. not like every night but maybe once or twice in six months lol. there exactly the same and its like i can step outside the dream and control it cause i know whats gonna happen next lol. now thats really scarey lol

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Pulled out of Sex Ed classes

by Nosferatu in

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for those of you who had a jw childhood, were you pulled out of sex education classes?

did it bother your conscience if school surprised you with one?

after being deprived from sex knowledge and since the society doesn't make diagrams, how did you learn about it?

primitivegenius

hehehehehhehehe heheheheheheh hehehehehe pulled out heheheheheh............. sorry just had to say it lol and btw i dont think the sex ed classes recommended that as proper birth control did they

32

Stay OR Slay

by RAYZORBLADE in

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to anyone who clicks on this thread and cares to post upon it.

i have a few questions for you.

do you value this forum on its ability to keep newbies/recent posters to stick around, therefor: stay.

primitivegenius

hey when you walk out those pearly kingdom hall doors................... (BARF) you have no one to talk to or usually friends even. this forum gives a person enough association to keep them semi sane. so staying is cool but people that are easily offended............... there gonna get slayed anyways. do i want people to be ran off... no, will i try to run people off.......... probably not. if they do..... well thats there choice but i enjoy this site and plan on irritatiing yall for quite a while to come..............

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all sex and nothing to show for it!!!!!!!!!!

by petespal2002 in

reading the thred on vasectomy got me musing; if we were put on earth to populate it, and given sex organs purely for this purpose, what about all the jw's who 'sacrifice' having a family so they can 'do more' in the service.

would it not be improper to use your sex organs purely for pleasure, or do they give up having sex as well?

primitivegenius

tools?
are we talkin' Craftsman here?

snap on or strap on............. ok im shutting up now

63

What turns you OFF?

by logansrun in

a couple days ago minimus asked the question (anyone notice he's always asking questions?

me: snobbery, ignorance, flourescent lighting and hands that are shedding innocent blood.

bradley

primitivegenius

its kinda funny but my likes go hand in hand with my dislikes. there are some things that i do that i hate but i admire the opposite in others. im easy going and like others to be that way to but im not bold and i hate that fact so when i meet someone thats bolder i like it but then again they can be over the top bold and that gets old quick. i hate people that arent genuine and careing, i mean if id do anything i could for you then although i dont expect it back, i kinda hope for at least sympathy. snobs or those who are "BETTER" than you and me and everyone else. smelly people includeing bad breath is just ewwwwwww. high maintance people. oh or those buttholes that cant get beyond a persons looks and discount them just because there not hot or whatever. and i like talking to those smarter than me or at least near my intelligence level because when i get around someone uneducated or just plain stupid....... its hard for me to keep up a polite front for a prolonged period of time and i dont wanna fall into that snob class ever so i try to get the heck outta dodge lol. oh and those damn anchovies ewwwwwwwww or little cars lol i like the gas mileage but i cant fit in the dang things and have to put the seat all the way back and even then my knees are on either side of my head lol. ok i cant think of anything else lol except spandex on anyone lol

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I'm under attack!

by Vivamus in

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........ by the smoke of incense.

i swear, the thing just won't keep its smoke out of my face.

no matter where i put my incense burner, the smoke keeps getting into my face...

primitivegenius

good lord viv everyone knows that smoke follows beauty...... geeze lol simple fact of nature

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What gift would you buy the President...

by Brummie in

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graham norton just announced that saudi ariabian embassador brought president bush a 600.000 oil painting.. japan gave him a rare ceremonial arrow.

tony blair gave him....a toiletry bag.. a true brit huh.. i'd get him one of these:.

http://www.slinkycity.com/farting-president-bush.html.

primitivegenius

A few sessions with a public speaking coach...

and a new tongue and of course as has been suggested that new brain cause he damn sure needs an upgrade lol. yall ever see that picture of him sitting next to a lil girl at a school and she was reading from a childs book and he had a copy and was looking intently at it........ and the damn thing was upside down in his hands lol.

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I'm regular Army now!

by pr_capone in

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well... the deed is done.

i have been accepted into the regular army and with some good news!

as most of you know my main concern was getting ft. hood to begin with.

primitivegenius

congradulations eric ....... jus remember to keep ya head down when ya gotta now, and see if you can sneak out one of those shortened down tank M16 s lol

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Candles in the wind.

by Vivamus in

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while on vacation in slovenia, i was naturally looking around me to find some excellent and hilarious souvenirs to bring home with me.

one day, me and my friend where at the supermarket to get some bare necessities (we were completely out of alcohol) and i saw some excellent candles.

little plastic models with wax in them.

primitivegenius

the new afrodesiacs......................... cross shaped candles. ........ are they candles of death....... or LUV lol