National Ammo Day
my personal favorite holiday
primitivegenius
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Dumped On.
by RollerDave intis the season, so to speak.. this is the time of year the darkness descends like a proclamation of doom, and the light retreats like a rank and filer encountering an actual, thinking, reasoning person during the failed misery.. i don't exactly operate at a hundred percent in the dark and cold, ironic considering where i live.. so one day, we have a relatively clear parking pad, and the next we get a ton of white shit dumped on us.. such lovely fun, shoveling all the global warming from the drive.. got to take the truck out and let it strut it's stuff, that bad ol' aposta-truck was in it's element and unstoppable.
like the unfailing assault of reason on the last tendrils of mind control left in my wetware.. see, i've been thinking again, in spite of all the trouble it's gotten me in before it's a hard habit to break.
i drive around and everybody is getting their christmas on, and i have always felt so smug that i 'knew better'.. see, here is the witless take; you gotta get all vestiges of pagan influence out of your life, no saturnalia, no lupercalia, no all hallows eve, no 'bless you' to a sneeze, no 'pot lucks', bleh blah yadda.. yet, every day of the week and month of the year is named for a pagan deity, the planets are too.
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primitivegenius
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Do You "Trust" The Police?
by minimus inif the police say such and such a thing, do you tend to automatically believe it?
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primitivegenius
HELL NO!
i will automaticly start anything haveing to do with a cop with respect and eagerness.............. but i never trust any of them i dont know.
i was told that someone in my family (marriage) used to make a living selling drugs and then used that money to start legit businesses............... and one time while in florida............. they got stopped for something and had over 100grand in a brief case............... cop took it and told them to get the hell out of town.
they let him.............. thats two crooks reconizeing one another and accepting the situation.
my grandfather was a cop.......... but then a new sheriff came to town and told the ENTIRE department that he wanted their resignations on his desk by the end of the week or he would fully investigate every single on of them................. he got what he asked for. the ENTIRE department had a reputation for being crooks.
fact is if your associateing closely with criminals every single day you are either gonna get hardened toward people in general or its gonna rub off on you. you see the bad guys driving cars you can never afford........... your getting shot at.......... yeah it weighs on you.
personally i have nothing against a cop who picks up things in a drug raid...... as long as its not drugs. for example....... their damn guns........ everyone knows the drug dealers are much better armed than the cops.
i wish that the money they seize could be used to better fund and pay the cops..... problem is............. they could go and frame rich folks just for the bonus lol.
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What would you have "secretly" brought with you into the New System?
by JH insurely my 600+ mp3 music
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primitivegenius
well damn... after momz mine is stupid.................... gonna say it anyway.
a stash of firearms to play with when no one was looking.
oh yeah....... and a damn car...... horseback rideing is well and good but damn some times you want airconditioning and a stereo
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Should I pay up?
by tsunami_rid3r into begin with, i'm moving out of my apartment because my roommate is messy and irresponsible.
2 months ago, i asked him if he was able to find another roommate, and we were able to get to one shortly.
like i told him he has been living here basically half the month to see his girlfriend.
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primitivegenius
hard question........ first off i wouldnt pay crap but you did say you would........ so get revenge. if theirs anything good in the fridge....... steak........ beer........ 2 day old pizza...... take that s*** with you when you leave lol. he should pay his own damn fees tho for sure. room mates can sooo take advantage but only if you let them so do what you feel is right. you dont owe them crap for 5 damn days.
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New here........
by mrose0202 inim new to your website and im very thankful i have found it.
i was born and raised a witness but managed to get myself out after highschool and havent been back for five or six years.
now that i have a family of my own im totally confused.
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primitivegenius
first off.......... welcome
ok first things first........ you need to get your head wrapped around what exactly the witnesses do to people....... this board is the PERFECT place to do that. the witnesses are totally brainwashed so they will repeat their indoctrination upon you untill you dont know which direction is up and what color blue is.
secondly............. when you realize how twisted and horrible that religion(cult, publishing empire) is then you will start to question EVERYTHING they ever tried to teach you.
regarding holidays....... i dont know why you dont like thanksgiving............ i had my first with so called "worldly" family this year.......... it was awesome. ask yourself this tho........... what excuse do the witlessnesses give for not celebrateing it? its a national holiday....... and they dont reconize any holiday that the government institutes....... what a crock.
lets move to christmas........... sure EVERYONE knows jesus was not born on dec 25th........... but they will reason that when they harrass someone at the door......... and jehovahs name is uttered............. then thats a good thing........ but when you have an entire holiday based upon jesus.............. now they start haveing a problem with it. they start to condemn "PAGAN" celebrations, yet they pick and choose which pagan things to allow.......... will you find a married elder who isnt wearing a wedding ring?
birthdays............. they say that the two examples in the bible resulted in deaths........... john the baptiser lost his head............ and pharoh killed his cupbearer i think............ ok jesus was first and foremost a JEW............. jews ALWAYS celebrate birthdays....... in fact im sure most everyone have heard of barmitzvahs. sometimes they will pull the rabbit out of the hat and claim its undue glory to oneself........ what a crock. if that was to be avoided at all costs............ why do they announce when a brother is one of the annointed or from bethel right before he gives his talk at the district conventions.
its just pathetic........... they pull reasons out of their butts and none of them are even remotely reasonable.
now halloween on the other hand............ i dont celebrate it........... thats a personal choice cause it gets demonic real damn fast. i dont do it cause the dubs force me or anything i personally will take my son to the harvest festivals set up by churches but he wont be dressed as satan lol.
all the points i made............. its all bullcrap............. make up your own mind and do what makes you guys feel happy, god made you to enjoy life not to live in fear of it.
the witnesses may worship a god who they serve with a fear of displeasing him........ but i serve the true god who loves me EXACTLY like i love my son.
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Surprise Question at the 'Shop'
by bigmouth invisiting my sons workplace yesterday and a colleague of his calls me over.
"tell me what you know about jehovahs witnesses" he says.
where did that come from i wondered.
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primitivegenius
I was just thinking, at one of my lowest points I had TWO YEARS of W/t's and Awakes on my bedside cabinet waiting for me to catch up with the bountiful spiritual food!
all that kinda food ever did for me is give me a belly ache and the runs
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Do they still go ahead and disfellowship if you threaten them back?
by ThomasCovenant insupposing local elders were to approach me with a view to a 'judicial committee' and subsequent disfellowshipping.
law # 1 i believe everything the 'society' says.. law # 2 i also believe everything the 'society' has ever said in the past even when it contradicts law # 1.. law # 3 i also believe everything the 'society' will ever say in the future even when it contradicts law # 1 and law # 2. law # 0 (zeroth law) i believe law # 1, 2 and 3 all at the same time.. please don't disfellowship me.. .
if you carry out this action i will take it upon myself to make the local jw's life uncomfortable.
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primitivegenius
its funny bro.............. but seriously........... who cares........... they dont.
if they want to df your A$$ they will.
it will probably work if you do the whole i belive its the truth and everything they say is right thing....... they will not have anything to hit you with. they need 2 witnesses and if they get them by any means your done. my grandma has an old friend who she talks to regularly....... she is jw he is not.......... could be considered her boyfriend......... she is only 80 after all.......... well her so called best jw girlfriend ratted her a$$ out to the elders.......... they called her into the back room and started grilling her about him...............
said we heard you have a worldly boyfriend......... she was like.............. WHATTTTTTTTT who would say something like that. this is a true statement and she put enough shock into it that they had to drop the matter.
me personally i hope shes getting some from him............ gives me hope when im 80 lol.
the leaflet idea......... total rubbish, you will look crazy number 1 and you will positvely reinforce the rank and file dubs of how crazy anyone outside the org is.
instead leave with your head held high and live the life god truely wants you to, knowing its gonna be a hell of alot more fun than all of theirs combined. and thats just the first blow job
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THANKSGIVING with my "Worldly" relatives
by primitivegenius inmy son is 10 months old and hasnt seen his jw grandfather or either of his great grandmothers(one jw) so i planned a trip to tulsa to see the grandmothers and show him off to the rest of my family.
fortunately for me i only have 5 jws in my family, but unfortunately they are or rather were among my closest(mom, dad, sis, bro in law, and grandma) .
now in the 10 months my son has graced this earth, i have received exactly 3 calls from my family(2 mom 1 dad) so since they started shunning me i dont bother to call them anymore.
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primitivegenius
thats what im talking about....... all that s*** they bought for him........ we fully intended to tell them they could deliver it and we would eat lunch with them and discuss everything................ but then when we got there my wife felt sorry for them.......... so totally brainwashed. so out of pity we took their crap this time, next time ill take the car so nothing will fit. dont want their money........... or their bulls*** just their time spent with the boy. they truely dont know how shakey the ground they are walking on is........... cause if they try and have no contact with us between now and then................. thats EXACTLY what they will get.
ill be damned if im gonna be the only one that brings my boy in contact with my dad. my one damn yearly visit and he cant cancel a *&^%$# ()*&^%$ thing to be with the boy............ uhhhhhh huhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
PS forgot to mention.................... SWEET POTATOS ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Can Elders who resigned or were demoted ever be reinstated as Elders?
by RULES & REGULATIONS inmy cousin and another elder in my congregation were demoted{they were asked to resign} about 5 years ago.
they both had teens who were disfellowshipped at the same time.
the reasoning was that,'' if you can't control your own household how can you control members in god's house.
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primitivegenius
oh you silly bastards dont you know the "new light" term for being deleted is........gasp......... "stepping aside" since stepping "down" as an elder would indicate superiority over the lowly publisher. lol
the answer is ABSOLUTELY yes an elder may be reinstated straight away.
think about it......... this is an org. that will after time has passed give a position of authority to a pedophile and have all records of him being a pedophile destroyed....... if they will do that in ANY circumstances then there is no limit to what they will do.
my dad personally was asked to step aside as elder....... and the lynch mob of elders even tried to start some crap over him still doing his assignment at the district convention although he wasnt technicly an elder at the time............ was funny cause the movers and shakers in the district came down on them like a ton of bricks because everyone they asked about him in the circuit had only good things to say.
their judgement............. he still met the qualifications and there was no wrongdoing or anything so he was fullfilling the assignment he got months before hand.......... funny thing was......... he was the assistant lol and these other elders were............... his little bitches lol. i wish he woulda abused them just a little............ made them do the crappiest jobs lol....... but he didnt.
damn i wish i woulda been out during this time............... cause he took it hard enough that i mighta been able to get throught to him and get him to leave then. damn damn damn
oh sad ending to the story........... he was made an elder again......... he immediately transfered congs to one who had a shortage of elders.......... became almost instantly po again............ the cong he left is dwindleing and the other elders moved away.........................
well guess there is a happy note............. means the cong that split away from the first cong about 25 years ago............... is now ready to merge back into one due to no new publishers and lack of attendance........... so can i get a big ole WOOT WOOT
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THANKSGIVING with my "Worldly" relatives
by primitivegenius inmy son is 10 months old and hasnt seen his jw grandfather or either of his great grandmothers(one jw) so i planned a trip to tulsa to see the grandmothers and show him off to the rest of my family.
fortunately for me i only have 5 jws in my family, but unfortunately they are or rather were among my closest(mom, dad, sis, bro in law, and grandma) .
now in the 10 months my son has graced this earth, i have received exactly 3 calls from my family(2 mom 1 dad) so since they started shunning me i dont bother to call them anymore.
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primitivegenius
my son is 10 months old and hasnt seen his jw grandfather or either of his great grandmothers(one jw) so i planned a trip to Tulsa to see the grandmothers and show him off to the rest of my family.
fortunately for me i only have 5 jws in my family, but unfortunately they are or rather were among my closest(mom, dad, sis, bro in law, and grandma)
now in the 10 months my son has graced this earth, i have received exactly 3 calls from my family(2 mom 1 dad) so since they started shunning me i dont bother to call them anymore. instead i call my two grandmothers and they, in turn keep my family informed.
called them and told them i was coming down and didnt bother to say a word to my folks, got to one of my uncles who lives close to my folks and was gonna give them a call and the option to come see the boy. mom was already on the phone with my aunt as i pulled up. i talked to her a bit, told her i was gonna be there for about 3 hours before heading on to oklahoma so she could come over if she wanted(duhhhhhh)
she started makeing excuses....... my dad had an "appointment" at 1:30 on a saturday..... translation......... hes not at the doctors hes doing some witness bulls***, so he couldnt be there and my sister was working but wanted us to stop by on our way. so i said i would try. so at quitting time for her we showed up....... and amazeingly my dad pulled up in SHOCK a 2 door car WTH. wearing ............... you guessed it........ meeting clothes. so i decided to drop the bomb on him............ let him hold my GORGEOUS SON figureing that was kryptonite for him. we visited with no talk of their cult and left about 30 minutes later to travel on to oklahoma.
mom said that one of my grandmothers had a doctors appointment on monday so she was gonna drive up sunday night and take her, so i was like well looks like you will get to see the boy if you come by the house. she came up on monday and it was just her and my sister.......... my dad apparently had to many "congregational responsibilitys" to show up........ his loss. one of my aunts was going to the doctor the same day my grandmother was at the same place......... so i asked mom to see if she could stay there for a bit and we could visit with her so mom said she would find out............ ok mistake number one..... NEVER trust a JW. i shoulda asked for my aunts cell and done this on my own......... they knew i wanted to visit with them and it was a noon apointment so going to eat afterwards woulda been a no brainer........ mom sabotauged it by takeing them out to eat straight away.. so they wouldnt...... GASP have to share a meal with someone who wasnt a beliver any more..........(faded not DFed or DAed) so at 2 pm i call to see what the hell was happening........... just as they were getting their food. NICE
went to visit them at my grandmothers house........ mom and my sis put on a good front of loving family and then left quickly. got to have a good visit with my aunt and some cousins tho so it was worth it. didnt tell them how sh*tty my family was acting towards me........ cause my aunts health is probably to bad for her to know.
went back to my JW grandma who would never abandon any family, who i happened to be staying with. mom and sis acting their part.......... been wanting me to take my family to sears to get a professional picture made, kept trying to insist, kept asking my aunt where the nearest sears was........... i went to bed without so much as a goodnight.
next morning they said they would come by before going back home........... no word............. about 2pm they show up........ safe for them because both breakfast and lunch was safely over with by then. stayed for a bit and kept being a$$holes about sears. left and everyone was happy about it. this was the day before thanksgiving.................... so it was time for my thank god......... worldly aunt to start cooking. now my grandma is jw but my aunt lives in her house so she lets her do whatever she wants......... christmas tree......... dinners........ ect.
from the first morning i was there i was treated to old fashioned home grown country cooking.... for those of you who know what i mean....... you should be drooling right now........ for those of you who dont........ ill keep praying for you.
my grandma buys her meat one of two ways............... either half a beef....... or a whole beef at a time. same way with her pork......... when those 4H or FFA kids raise their pigs for school............ she buys them after they show them and has them butchered........... her meat never hits a grocery store. its fresh with no preservatives or artificial anything added. my wife only eats fish turkey and chicken............. i had her eating sausage, pork chops and bacon. home made buttermilk biscuits and eggs cooked in bacon grease........ and forget about the gravy mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. real mashed potatoes and green beans that came from one of the family gardens. squash and green tomatoes fried in corn meal......... it just kept getting better and better.
that was BEFORE thanksgiving............. and they dressed it up and made more for the holidays. we had turkey and giblet gravy with dressing and mashed potatoes, ham........... fresh from the hogs a$$. taboli, green beans, two different kinds of cranberry sauce.... i prefered the kind shaped like the can lol. home made yeast rolls, then chocolate pies, pecan pies, pumpkin pies, brownies, rum cake, lemon pies, cherry cheesecake........ oh the list goes on and on.
my first plate was the old time favorites.......... second plate was just ham and rolls with a small bit of taters and dressing............. waited 2 hours............ pecan pie and pumpkin......... waited 2 more hours........ chocolate and cheesecake.......... waited 2 hours......... well you get the picture.
we had over 24 family members in a small a$$ trailor lol haveing a damn good old time. drank some bad oklahoma wine and some damn good arkansas wine........ but mostly sweet tea.
finally we had to head back home so we went to see my family first so we could break away and go see my uncle again if they started their crap............ which surpiseingly they didnt. we stayed about an hour and a half with them before we headed over to eat with my uncle and aunt............ now my folks did cook for us..... deer chili and chocolate cake....... of course they still wouldnt eat with us so i figured if you cant eat with me then keep your damn food. they started loading us up with toys and clothes for the boy......... can you say guilty consciences working over time. wont come see him or talk to us........ but will buy him crap. so we went to my uncles and told them they were welcome to continue visiting with us over there but they came up with excuses and didnt.
so we went to my uncles and got a call asking where we were gonna stay the night because i told them my reservation in west memphis wasnt untill the following night. i said well we were gonna get a room on the road......... so mom offers to pay for a room in town so i told her i would meet her and we could look at their rooms to see if they were ok................. boreing but ok. so she did that and i told her she could come by around 9 in the morning to visit......... ohhhhhhhhhhh here come the excuses again.......... well your dad and sister were talking about going in service tomorrow so i dont know if they can make it or not.......... COUGH(bull***) COUGH(bull****) so i said ok whatever..... she wanted me to call her tho when we woke up.
9am sharp i called her to let her know we were ready.........i unfortunately had to make a diaper run at 7 am........... how can you change the last diaper and NOT REMEMBER............huhhhhhh honey? lol. well at 10:56 am they show up........ mom and sis again...... still no sign of dad...... so i figure *&^% him he chose his cult instead of his grandson and went in service. so we visited while i packed the van and made ready to check out. invited them to go eat mexican with us............ imagine my shock at their refusal........ they wanted me to come look at the place they work so i told them i would after lunch.
rolled up............ and there dad was.......... wearing normal clothes....... ah so he didnt waste his day in service.......... well for that good deed he deserved a reward................ i let him hold his GORGEOUS GRANDSON............ dont know if i mentioned how good looking this kid is before or not.......... but damn hes cute as hell. so we stayed there for bout half an hour again then went on our merry way.
so...................... my dad has spent a grand total of 2 and 1/2 hours with his grand son. my mom has spent exponetially more but still its pretty pathetic. i figure that next time we go visit family their actions between now and then will speak volumes as to how much time ill waste on them. if i hear nothing from them............. no problem......... ill go straight to oklahoma via another route and if they wanna see him they can come up if not........ not my problem. if they however make an effort ill invite them to come visit. so who knows.
visit coulda........... and in fact shoulda gone better...... but it didnt go as bad as it very well coulda. i accomplished what i wanted............ my elderly grandmothers (one 80 and one 76 years young) got to see the boy and the rest of the family got to fall in love with him 2. got to hear the truth about how the family felt about the cult. how it changed my mom and dad from nice fun people to mindless zombies. also heard my drunk uncle tell me that in his opinion my dad was an a$$hole lol........... that was one of the highlights lol.
got some turkey and had a blast.............. im thinking christmas next year ............. hehehehe