Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it? (page 7)

nvrgnbk

in tears, crashfire451, in tears! You made my day man!

Welcome to the JWD!

Nvr

Warlock

So last night, under the guise of doing some research, with my wife in the same room, I sneak on JWD to see what's going on. I get to this thread, and start reading.

I WILL HAVE YOU ALL KNOW, THAT YOU ALMOST GOT ME BUSTED, BECAUSE I ALMOST STARTED LAUGHING OUT LOUD. I JUST HAD TO LEAVE AND COME BACK THIS MORNING.

Warlock

What-A-Coincidence

crashfire...u king man!!!! that was too much!!!! lol to the ground in pain!!!

Thanks for the welcome nvrgnbk, it's good to be back. I can't believe I waited 8 years to get back online, but these past few weeks have reminded me how lucky I was to find a board similar to this all those years ago. The fact that we can have a heated debate on immigration reform alongside one on the desperate cries of an imprisoned turd reinforces my love affair with humanity.

bluebell

I have a BAD case of flatulance right now. Been going to the last few days. So bad that I have to leave the room when I feel I'm about to drop one cos if i don't i get gassed out.

nvrgnbk

I don't think it's been touched upon yet in this thread, but would not the worst flatulence experience have something to do with some solids as well? You know, sharting?

Nvrshrtd

Kudra

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ejlkzDCuc

a cute video of boys out in public with a farting machine.

-I LOVE the farting preacher!! I found that a while ago and sent it out to dub friends

Jim_TX

My aunt - who is now deceased - used to get up from her recliner and head for the kitchen - or other parts of her house.

She would grab her walker and start shuffling across the carpeted floor... step... fart... step... fart... all the way.

Poor dear - I know it must've been embarrassing to her - I wouldn't say anything though. I figured that if she was able to live to 95 - she was entitled to a few farts.

Regards,

Jim TX

Jim_TX

When I was married to my first wife - we had a cat that could let out some stinky ones...

My daughter would be petting him on the couch - and if she pulled his tail too hard - he'd cut a real smelly one - and just lay there, squinty eyed and grinning.

Meanwhile, we'd all have to clear the room.

So - it was decided to NOT pull this cat's tail - ever!

Regards,

Jim TX

By the way... you know those masks that you can now get at places like Harbour Freight? The ones with replacement filters? With the two filters on them? The ones that almost look like WW1 gas masks. Yeah - I have one. They actually work quite well - to 'filter' out the smell when someone cuts one. I know. I had to grab it once when a visitor let one loose.

Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it?

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