intelligent, would that be, coming up with a way to harness all of that flatulence, and make energy out of it????? I will get back to you. I'm thinking, I'm thinking......
Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it?
by What-A-Coincidence 72 Replies latest jw experiences
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What-A-Coincidence
intelligent, would that be, coming up with a way to harness all of that flatulence, and make energy out of it?????
lmao at HorribleLife!
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vitty
I think we humans have a really bad design fault.......................all those horrible smells and worse .............right by the sexy bits.
I used to love that scripture "Oh Jehovah, how wonderfully we are made" yeah right ...........forget about the farting and the diarrhea.
We should have a relief valve were we can "let off steam" in the right places
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found-my-way
OK WAC,
just for you, I will go out on an embarassing limb, and share an embarassing story for all the folks here to read...just so you dont feel like you're the ONLY one who's ever had an attack of something just died inside your body and the stench is slowly leaking out and you are physically unable to keep it from escaping, the quieter the deadlier
I was in a car with my mother In Law, and we had turkey dinner (I believe, I dont remember exactly since this was a few years back), and she is driving me home (forget why) and just before she gets into the car, I thought it was safe to let a little puff escape that was bothering me, I did not think it was of the offensive type...I was WRONG....she gets in the car, and goes SILENT, we both dont speak for about 5 minutes while the smell is in the car! We both didnt say a word the entire time....once the smell had dissapated, she started talking again.
There, that's my embarassing moment.
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GermanXJW
I think I have mentioned this in another context:
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found-my-way
I wish I had that with me in my MIL's car, germanXJW!
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What-A-Coincidence
FMW. Wow!!! You have just dethroned me. So no one rolled down the window? You guys could have died from the fumes.
U r now king.
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found-my-way
or queen...
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Warlock
Sorry WAC, New Boy tops everyone with his "Road Rage" thread.
Warlock
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Bumble Bee
My husband almost always has to "let one go" in the grocery store or department store. I'll be meandering down the aisle, and he'll come walking quickly by my saying "walk away NOW". I have to try and keep up with him - I don't want anybody thinking it was ME!
BB