Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it? (page 6)

HAL9000

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where crap ideas come from.

h9k

I used to work in a grocery supermarket on the night shift, stacking shelves in the frozen food section. We would work one person to an aisle for about 8 hours a night. Now I am renowned for having pretty bad wind, it wasn't until recently that I was diagnosed as being lactose intolerant and having IBS so I guess that explains it.

Anyway, one night I let rip so badly that my boss smelt it the next aisle over, he felt so sick that him and a couple of the other guys stuck me in a 4 sided cage, wrapped it in cellophane and stuck me up in the air on a forklift truck. I learnt to overdose on the chalk tablets after that when I had wind.

neverin

We were having a 'farting' conversation at work the other day and one of my collegues told me of the time she was at a crowded bus stop and couldn't hold one in, so she let it go - SBD style - and there was no smell so she thought she'd got away with it, then when she got on the bus she sat down and pfffttt!! it wafted out of her coat and stunk to high heaven - everyone around gave her the most disgusted looks!!

Nosferatu

Yeah, pet farts are really bad too. I had a friend over when I was around sixteen. We were doing whatever and our conversation was suddenly interrupted by a loud flapping sound. We look over, and my cat was in his litter box. The smell that followed nearly killed us!

watson

Another excellent source of information for this thread is "Joel's Journal and Fact Filled Fart Book." I found it very moving!

Watson

BFD

WAC - Did anyone ever tell you that you are just not right? LOL

Did you ever notice that if you laugh while you fart the fart doesn't stop until you stop laughing.

BFD

anewme

My husband's boss cannot hear well and does not realize he is farting while talking with clients.
Pretty funny!

Anewme

LongHairGal

Ha, ha.

I was on a date once with somebody and when he took me home and we were sitting in front of my house in his car my stomach was gurgling very loudly. It was very un-romantic and even though I didn't fart I had to say goodnight very quickly. Couldn't wait to get out of his car!

I used to know a sister, who, when she was at the hall and felt a little gassy, used to sneak out silent ones and hope they didn't smell. I would never have the courage to do this.

LHG

vitty

were having a 'farting' conversation at work the other day and one of my collegues told me of the time she was at a crowded bus stop and couldn't hold one in, so she let it go - SBD style - and there was no smell so she thought she'd got away with it, then when she got on the bus she sat down and pfffttt!! it wafted out of her coat and stunk to high heaven - everyone around gave her the most disgusted looks!!

Now that was funny..................

So how many times do people fart in a day ???

crashfire451

A friend of mine had recently returned from a deployment in Korea, and was raving about a dish he'd discovered while stationed there. The dish was called Yuk Hwae, meaning "raw beef". He'd obtained the preparation instructions and was intent on showing off his newly acquired international palate. He had some of us over to his mobile home tried to get us to eat some. Now, I like my steaks medium-rare, but please. So the chef was forced to eat it all by his lonesome.

Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it?