Now Some Witnesses Are Buying Backpacks To Get Ready For The Great Tribulation!

by minimus 92 Replies latest jw friends

  • rebel8
    rebel8
    That might be good advice to prepare for a snowstorm or a hurricane. But, supposing that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag decides to keep the Great Tribulation going for, say, 20 years?

    First of all, +1 for coining a new term for the apostate dictionary. Next time I update it, I am going to look through all your posts because you coin a new one each time!

    Re GT--maybe ALS will do it like his boy did with wine, just turn something random into drinking water for His Very Special Super Stars.

    But srsly, I wonder why we/they always assumed the GT would be short (in our perception of "short", not God's).

  • zions watchman
    zions watchman

    I guess they are not putting there FULL trust in Jehovah are they???? little asses wanr to to get ahead of the rest

  • loosie
    loosie

    maybe the WTBS has stock in a backpack company. And wants the stock to go up so they tell 6 million JW's to buy backpacks.

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    30 packs are heavy..

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    If JW`s save thier supplies for the Great Tribulation..The food will last longer than they do..It will never be opened!..LOL!!

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • minimus
    minimus

    They so desperately want to be like the Israelites.

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Let them wander around in the desert for years...

  • moshe
    moshe

    Unless they plan on carrying weapons, they would lose the backpack full of survival food to the first worldly person who decides to strongarm them. I wonder, if they can tell the difference between a worldwide disaster and Armageddon?

  • minimus
    minimus

    Yeah, those Catholics would rip them off!

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    well this will help outdoor/camping stores survive the recession! Oh wait those cheap f*cks probrably shop at wallmart! FRICK!

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