That might be good advice to prepare for a snowstorm or a hurricane. But, supposing that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag decides to keep the Great Tribulation going for, say, 20 years?
First of all, +1 for coining a new term for the apostate dictionary. Next time I update it, I am going to look through all your posts because you coin a new one each time!
Re GT--maybe ALS will do it like his boy did with wine, just turn something random into drinking water for His Very Special Super Stars.
But srsly, I wonder why we/they always assumed the GT would be short (in our perception of "short", not God's).