>>So you are saying Eve had the experience in life as well as the intelligence of a three year old and all of mankind is doomed to die because a brainless naked woman didn't know whether snakes talked or not?<<
No, she didn't have the experience in life with the intelligence of someone who hadn't learned what was and wasn't true. Obviously "brainless" is not the case. Ignorant would be accurate.
>>Thanks for clearing that up for me, I do feel stupid now.<<
You said it not me.
>>So Adam knew snakes didn't talk but he ate the fruit because he wanted to get laid instead of living forever? OK, I know guys like that. It's a bit of a stretch but Iv seen some guys that desperate.<<
Well, I'd call it more like love. He loved his wife more than God. He'd figured he'd rather go down with the ship ya know? I'd of done the same thing with my wife. You?
>>I'm sure you don't. Logic and reasoning mixed with a tad bit of intelligence is out of grasp for a lot of people. I would like to know what planet you live on. I could go there and be the king of the planet within hours.<<
I have yet to see you point out anything that is defying logic. Where I live has nothing to do with your ignorance. You also think way to much of yourself.
>>So god made defective people on purpose?<<
No, God made good people on purpose. Satan made them bad people which God let happen.
>>That's kind of like pregnant woman drinking all day and all night while smoking crack so her child will be born retarded. Yep, that's love in anyone's book!<<
Your illustration has supported nothing you are premising.
>>Yep, that was one hell of a plan. Why god didn't just kick Satan's ass in the first place is beyond me.<<
For what? What LAW was Satan breaking? Without LAW, a just God can do nothing immediately. Time was needed to build LAW. Justice being executed needs LAW. Without LAW, there is no justice.
>>He has that pillar of salt ray gun he could have used. But creating an entire race of creatures and killing them to get back at one single bad guy makes all the sense in the world to me.<<
God created only two, not an entire race. Adam and Eve committed suicide. The bad human race was a creation of Satan.
>>I guess I'm just all screwed up when it comes to the concept of love. Those guys who just crashed into the twin towers in New York must have loved the hell out of Americans.<<
Your point?
>>If this is true, why try and do anything right?<<
Because it feels good.
>>So let me get this straight. Jesus was god, Jesus didn't like Satan,<<
Satan was a defiant creature who hated God (Father and Son)...
>>Jesus created man to prove that Satan was a bad guy.<<
Mankind was created to bring LAW into being.
>>Then Jesus who was god created Adam and Eve knowing they would fail so that god could blame it all on Satan.<<
More like so Satan could be "god" over more of the true God's creations. Except this creation had a hook attached. LAW.
>>Then jesus who was god came to earth as Jesus so he could die for people who were made to screw up in the first place so that he could again make Satan look bad?<<
Jesus, who was fomerly God in heaven was put to death as a man by Satan's creation of corrupt mankind. He then was respponsible for murdering one who WAS God by way of his own corruption. A simple LAW that was created through the creation of man could now go into effect and be put around Satan's neck. Life for Life.
For every action there is an equal an opposite reaction. That law of physics was formed after a spiritual action.
The action was, one who WAS NOT god stepped up and assumed the highest position, godship.
The reaction was, one who WAS God, stepped down and relinguished godship to the lowest possible position. DEAD.
>>Yep, makes sense to me!<<
Instead of being sacastic, why don't you think about it.
>>Wait a second here, I thought you said god make Adam and Eve knowing fully before hand that they would screw up. What does any guidance have to do with anything if they were created to fail in the first place?<<
That's how they failed, and how God knew they would fail. No Divine guidance of what is right and wrong spells sure failure.
>>It seems according to your theory that no matter what Adam and Eve chose to do they were predestined to screw up. So why the guidance theory? Didn't god have any other toys to play with?<<
No guidance from God, meant predestined to go wrong. They both fit and do not contradict.
>>Didn't god have any other toys to play with<<
Instead of being sacastic, why don't you think about it.
>>If the real god is so powerful I don't see him going through such a long drawn out ordeal to make a point.<<
That is your problem. You don't understand Justice. Nor Law. If God created the life form of Satan as good, and there was no LAW because there was no bad ever, if Satan began practicing bad, what was God to do? Justice demands LAW, and justice cannot be performed without law. For a certainty, what satan was doing was wrong, but when there is no law, there can be no accounting.
>>If god is all knowing shouldn't he know that he is the real god and not Satan?<<
That is not the issue. The issue is to rid creation of this being who is a FUNGUS on the good. In order to do that, it had to be done JUSTIFIABLY. That means LAW had to be instituted. Before Satan, there was NO SUCH THING AS LAW. Why? Because there was NOTHING BAD.
>>Couldn't he have just challenged Satan to an arm wrestling match or a friendly game of paintball?<<
Instead of being sacastic, why don't you think about it.
>>Why did god have to create man just to have them suffer and die to prove that Satan was a bad guy?<<
He did not create man just to have them suffer. He created man to have them saved. Man in fact was the honored tool that would help eliminate the problem. Death and suffering are a temporary condition. God too was/is suffering, and the way heaven was (in turmult), was the way earth was going to become. There was no way around, because Satan was not going to just go away. He was going to disrupt it ALL, because he is a "god."
>>Look's to me that god screwed up by creating Satan in the first place and he is going about fixing his mistake the hard way.<<
No, God didn't screw up, Satan screwed up by defiance. Yes, the fix is the hard way because what Satan regurgitated with him being a full fledged adversary of God, is ALL things are BOUND UP BY HIM. God starts it, Satan stops it. God makes it good, Satan turns it bad, etc. There would be no easy fix, but the fix would be righteous and just. That means pain, suffering and time for ALL that God had created including his Son. He feels/felt our pain and suffering.
>>I don't think your bible god is very smart.<<
I think your ignorant.
>>Your talking a forest fire here. Iv never seen firemen take out big hoses of fire to put out a building fire. I think that water works best in this case. But since I'm ignorant I may be wrong here.<<
Buildings aren't living things now are they? Trees are living things. In order to save other living things, living things would be have to be sacrificed so there would be no more fuel for the fire. Until the ultimate TREE would be sacrificed to stop the ongoing sacrifice. Soon. So soon.
>>Refresh my memory, who was it that Satan killed to begin with?<<
Satan is guilty of one man's death, Jesus. Adam and Eve are guilty of their own deaths by their own hand.
>>Hey this has been fun. Lets do it again real soon. Your fun to play with.<<
You might learn something. :-)
Actually, I am impressed by your questions.