I think Jesus would step in and remind God that he is LOVE. 1 John 4:8 "God is love."
Then he'd read him 1 Corinthians 13:4-8:
" 4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
8 Love never fails."
Then God'd say, "Never mind."