Hi perry by your reasoning god must be like a father who allows his child to do something wicked for the gratification of punishing him.
Gratification? God is not gratified by punishing. He claims just the opposite. He even goes so far as to punish his own Son who bears his own omnipresent being to suffer and die as a scapegoat in place of those who would accept it. I don't know where you get your notions about judgment and punishment; but it is not from the bible or western culture in general. Judgment is generally characterized as an obligation or duty of government. Tyrants may get some sort of twisted gratification from their judgments. But honorable judges do not. God is honorable and makes this clear when he literally pleads with people to accept his pardon so that he isn't forced to condemn:
"Say to them, 'As I live!' declares the Lord GOD, 'I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that the wicked turn from his way and live. Turn back, turn back from your evil ways! Why then will you die? - Ez. 33:11
God is placing the bar really low to avoid condemnation. All he is really asking is that if we lie or steal etc., to admit the sin, turn from it and believe that God WILL forgive on the basis of Jesus' blood.
What is so terrible about that?