More Than You "MAY" Know (page 5)

D8TA

For all of you who don't believe like I do, and accept that Leprachauns are NOT real:

Syn - No one should accept your credibility because uuuummmm, your screen name! Yah that's it! See, I just proved my argument on the existence of Leprachauns, because you have a screen name that I ASSUME to believe you have an "inferiority complex". I will also ASSUME you like to wear women's underwear on your feet, to keep yourself warm on cold African evenings.

Gravedancer - You also have a screen name wich denotes any of your credibility, just by your screen name I will also refute any arguements contrary to my belief. Not only do I ASSUME you have a "baneful" nature...but you also like to steal candy from babies and push old women off sidewalks in to oncomming traffic.

Francois - Now your special! You have a screen name wich surpasses my creativity and imagination to demean. So I will use a racial slur about your MAMMY! See, I'm winning converts to my point of view already! Woo hoo!

Valis - You are just simply "narrow minded". Unlike me, who know all, you refuse to take your prozac, smoke crack, and accept that LSD is good for brain cells!

You are ALL FOOLS and will perish! The army of Leprachauns will destroy you all! Here...it's even in this text that was written by a janitor for a toy company in 1832:

The B.S. I Believe To Be Truth and Fact According To Miki Miki Tally Constellations

Leprachaun, oh my little Leprachaun...I'll be true to you. Where ever you gooo, my mind will follooow...I luv you so, I'll be true to you....in this whole world, you can love but one Leprachaun...I'll let you be that Leprachaun...and I'll be true to you!

I see stars, and they tell me that according to the book of Luke, I'm Your Father Chp. 4 vs. 2 - 19, that one day all the Leprachauns will rise up in force and destroy the evil of the world. That the one God in fact is mutlitple Leprachauns, thus therefore we are all Leprachauns....and those who try to steal our Lucky Charms will be destroyed! All this is verified by the marshmellows sitting in my cereal bowl...for they talk to me constantly.

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So you see? It's RIGHT THERE! Proof in the Pudding, Bill Cosby!

And if any of you, dispute these self evident truths and undeniable facts.....I will counter your argument by what screen name you use! I will make false accusations and assumptions on your personalities...provided by your screen names!

D8TA

Satanus

D8ta

Hey, what about me? I was heckling Q too.

SS

Edited by - saintsatan on 10 July 2002 16:23:43

LyinEyes

D8, dear...... put the crack pipe down. That's good just lay it down and walk away. Your fluffy cat is kind of freaked out by your vibe. Or maybe the cat is seeing little men dressed in green too.

Crazy151drinker

Quantam:

I am still waiting for you explination. Did you have to get your bicycle?

D8TA

SaintSatan, LyinEyes, and Crazy151Drinker;

Fools! Your screen names tell all, and you are all ravenous alcoholics drinking from the tit of narrow mindedness of the WTBTS, of which you've fed yourselves on!

There is a special fate reserved for people like you!

In the book of: Are Cows White with Black Spots, or Black with White Spots Chp. 7 vs. 5 - 21 plainly states:

"The master Leprachaun will send his servant, the Rabbit of Trix. Woe to those who proclaim, "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!"..for if you stumble the least of my servants, I will curse you with fruity flavor in soggy milk".

SaintSatan - Surely, it is impossible for you to even contemplate that which is beyond your reach in intellect....for your screen name leads me to assume that YOU WERE THE PERSON ON THE GRASSY KNOLL on that fatefull day in Texas! Therefore any argument presented against my facts will be automatically questioned. Not only that, I assume you kick puppies too!

Crazy151Drinker - How dare you insist people answer your questions, for I have already provided such....just look at all the hard evidence I've given!!! Each day I hit myself in the head with a baseball bat, in order to consult the stars...but occasionally the messages of the chirpping birds, whom are flying around in a circle of my head, provides the clues to the "secrets of the universe". I will assume that you like to mug the elderly while drinking a 5th of J.D. ...as per your screen name undeniably states.

LyinEyes - You haven't sent me your donation of $1.99, therefore no pot of gold for you! Just like Barney, whom steals the wholesome food of Fred Flintstone....you need to give me some fruity pebbles before I respond.

D8TA

truthseeker1

Ahh, D8TA, good points but you obviously forgot that in the book of "Its on TV so it must be true ch 12:1-3" it clearly states

1 Woe to those Leprachauns and those proclaiming leprachauns, for in the middle days, not the last days you will suffer the fate of those in the days of the beginning. Your Count Chocula will turn you milk [and false religion] sour and brown and the criminal will walk away with the cookie crisp. 2 Sugar Bear will go CooKoo for Coco Puffs [and babalyon the great will fall] and the God[s] of the earth will rejoice at the coming of the Golden age of Cap'n Crunch [and not the imitation Cap'n Crunch known as Mr. T Cereal]. 3 Beware of mocking the screen names of others, for [Jehovah] is angry and his hand is still outstreatched [from back in 607 BCE when his hand was first outstreatched] and [he] will prove to keep his cereal crispy, sending the soggies to the everlasting [cutting off]. *

* Added by WTBTS for better understanding

So I would be scared if I were you...

Edited by - truthseeker1 on 10 July 2002 17:25:29

Edited by - truthseeker1 on 10 July 2002 17:26:33

Crazy151drinker

Keep your hands off my cereal Fool!

Edited by - crazy151drinker on 10 July 2002 17:27:30

LyinEyes

I am planning on being a raging alcoholic tonite and maybe tomorrow nite, however did you know?

And since you brought up Fruity Pebbles, I always thought Fred was very greedy, poor Barney just wanted a freakin bowl of cereal. He even went to great means to fool Fred, and always got caught. It is not Barney's fault his creators made him so stupid, Fred was a greedy bully. Don't even get me started on That rabbit..............

QUANTUM

Ya know?

you characters are like a gaggle of geese. Someone makes an impertinant comment and you all start quacking in unison with your little irrelevant nonsense. You are only confirming what I've been saying throughout these threads regarding a propensity to follow like sheep, anything and anyone, without using your own brain as the catalyst for thinking.

Who said anything about Mormonism?

Why don't you stop calling names and comment on the issue itself. You're not taking your own counsel to me on earlier threads.

Now if certain things can be shown as irrefutible by the nature of the evidence, and it confirms what a biblical prophet or buhda or someone else claimed, where a truth is concerned, why would anyone not accept that? Science does.

example: If a prophet in the Bible says that a certain constellation has a certain number of stars in it and has only been confirmed with modern day very powerful telescopes, is that evidence that the prophet had some higher knowledge or understanding?

Q!

Satanus

You keep saying you got something, but there is only a mist. You sound like other huksters who make claims, but never lay it out clearly, in clear terms. What is there to refute? Your cut and pasted babblings taken from the bible, gnosticism, essenianism and who know what else, refutes itself.

On the other hand, if you've got something, it's hidden in too many words. I can't see it.

SS

Edited by - saintsatan on 10 July 2002 21:17:22

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