Farkel:
Let's face it. There aint nothing wrong with you that a trip to Paris and a big kiss from French Baby Face wouldn't cure.
As a male I know that SEX and trolling for females is the BIG thing. All the other "big" things we try to do are just ways to dull the sensations coming from our gonads.
Remember :
1 Samuel 18:6-9 And it came about that at their coming in, when David returned from striking the Phi·lis´tines down,
the women began coming out from all the cities of Israel with song and dances to meet Saul the king, with tambourines, with rejoicing and with lutes. And the women that were celebrating kept responding and saying:
"Saul has struck down his thousands,
And David his tens of thousands."
And Saul began to be very angry, and this saying was bad from his viewpoint, so that he said: "They have given David tens of thousands, but to me they have given the thousands, and there is yet only the kingship to give him!" And Saul was continually looking suspiciously at David from that day forward.
The main reason males strive for position in the congregation is to get the accolades of the "sisters". The more service time a male puts in the more stage time is granted.
We are truly pathetic. And we know it. So whether it is posting here or playing the piano we do these things to some sympathetic ethereal female floating among the neurons of our brains.
The problem is how to disguise our real intentions and stay happy though unsatisfied. And we are rapidly outliving our very desires.
Time for your greatest opus.
PS. To all you f--king contributors to lists of favorite posters. I NEVER make it to those lists. So I must be posting for my "balls" too.
Have none of you read a god-damned thing I'VE written. I thought I would try to make it to 1000 posts but screw it. You all prefer people who post AMEN!! 10,000 times.
I am out of here too.
I'll close the door Farkel.