by Farkel 125 Replies latest jw friends
Celia:
I'm sure you are every bit as cute as FBF. And I'm sure Farkel will jump at the opportunity.
Fortunately, my wife doesn't read this forum. I am fortunate to even have a wife. One of the fringe benefits of being a JW is that some really ugly men can attract an Alpha Female because she thinks Jehovah will someday make him a handsome prince. I married in 1973 and my wife thought she only had a couple of years to wait for me to change into the man of her dreams.
Farkelectomy....excellent and you have to know Farkel is cynical enough to be laughing at that one.
These "good-byes" are as long and agonizing as a presidential funeral.
If Farkel leaves, I too, must go. There is no life outside of Farkel and JWD being in unison. If the greatest contributor to this board vanishes, I have to follow suit. Please Farkel don't go. Please Fark don't leave me.
Ok Farkel,
You need to leave.
@ Minimus
eh...Farkel just wants more time to jump the fence and hump my nieghbor's chihuahua...
eh min...even the Spanish Inquisition took a break..
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Ah Farkel rather it is all of our Generation X blather that cannot compete with your threads. I read every thread you write. I save all the research you do. You know that too. It's been many years since I've used my WTS study skills. And I got all the doctrinal issues outta my system years ago. Your threads are great for new ones and certainly were a great help to me when I first joined the board. Perhaps you dont get as many responses because not everyone has the gift or WTS debate that you do. I mean I sure as hell cant tell you about the years 1914 and a time of a time and the fall of Nebuchadnezzar, hell I cant even spell Nebuchadnezzar. You mean to tell me the great and wise Farkel is leaving us because he doesnt get as many responses to his threads about meaningful things than the sex and stripper threads do? And here all this time I thought you knew better than that. *sob* bottom line, you cant leave us :(
Nonsense! I don't believe I made a single bit of difference, at least in the long run.
Damn ((( Doug ))) ( I know you hate hugs, so I hope you will come back just to yell at me for giving you one)
You know a long time ago in a galaxey far far away I lived in a bullshit world that had barley a shread of truth to it. Then I found H2O and your essays and insight. If it were not for you I would still be living a lie in 'The Truth'. (TM).
We need to talk soon. More hugs your way.
Your Little Sister, Cassi
I consider myself irrelevant and of not much use anymore. That is ok with me.
It is not OK by me that you think this about yourself. I regard you and a short list of other posters as the foundation that helps to keep this board strong and together.
It is true that many posts do not have core JW issues at their heart but most of us love the way you have of cutting through the "CRAP" and telling it as it is. I have a saved folder with some of your classic posts and they will never be out of date. I urge you to stick with it and take a bit of a holiday if you must but always regard this as your "home"
If you left they would have to retire your avitar from active use and hang it in the avitar hall of fame.
****Damn ((( Doug ))) ( I know you hate hugs, so I hope you will come back just to yell at me for giving you one)
Uh-oh! I didn't know that, Cassie! Maybe I goofed!
Aw, hell---I'm still gonna send another one anyway!
HUGS,
Annie
Ahhhh Come on Doug! You know you'll be back! Where else can you find so many devoted fans!
I love ya too, bro.
Randy
