Gumbys Weekend Bible Study - Noah and Stuff

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  • New Worldly Translation
    New Worldly Translation
    on the inside cover of the PLPR book you speak of there is a seaserpent, some type of sauropod, and a pterodactyl illustrated along with some bible chars which would have certainly indicated to me that the dinos died off at the flood

    Ah yes, that's the one I'm thinking of. I couldn't remember what it looked like exactly. Thanks for the info, I thought I might have imagined it when I was a kid.

    Dinosaurs were reptiles, and some kinds of dinosaurs bear strong resemblance structurally and otherwise to lizards (sauros is, in fact, the Greek word for "lizard"; saura in Leviticus 11:29, LXX). Not all types of dinosaurs were of such gigantic size. Hence, even if they had survived till the Flood, this would not have required taking pairs of the mammoth varieties into the ark

    That answer shows plain ignorance. It assumes all dinosuars were of the same species and genus. It's like saying sheep are the same as cows or lions are the same as tigers.

  • confusedjw
    confusedjw
    Noah is ordered to take two of each beast into the Ark.Noah is ordered to take seven of each beast.
    Gen.6:19
    "Of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark."
    Gen.7:8, 9, 15
    "Of clean beast and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowl ... there went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God commanded Noah."
    Gen.7:2
    "Of every clean beast thou shalt take thee by

    Yes Mr. Gumby I see that there were 7 clean, 2 unclean of each type.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Confused........you question me?!!!!..........you spawn of the Devil!

    Now.......go back and read about the next sentence where you cut me off and you'll see I mentioned what you have pointed out!

    Satan had obviously sealed your eyes shut that you cannot see. I'll pray for you but I doubt theres any hope. To sin against the spirit is unpardonable!

    Rev Gumby

  • confusedjw
    confusedjw

    I didn't say anything wrong. I didn't question Bro. Faithful and Discreet Gumby.

    Do you have two witnesses?

  • Scully
    Scully

    Regarding the food requirements for just the elephants.... I seem to remember that the WTS claimed that Jehovah could have fixed things so that all the animals went into hibernation on the ark. Problem solved!! No food required and no pooper scoopers required. Now there's that pesky footnote about how some animals don't hibernate... LOL

  • gumby
    gumby

    Sister Scully......I've already explained that it's no great task for the Lord of Armies to take care of a little elephant shit and food! See there.....you made me cuss!

    Confused,

    didn't say anything wrong. I didn't question Bro. Faithful and Discreet Gumby.

    Do you have two witnesses?

    I have one witness. My wife said if I had to share her with another witness she'd divorce me. We ain't Mormons ya know!

    * takes two Valium to deal with heardheaded followers*

    Rev Gumby

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Hey Grumbles, you said you'd left! Were you telling a teensy weensy fib?!!

  • vitty
    vitty

    With regards to the mamoths with the straw still in their mouths, this really proves the flood NOT

    I always thought, if I was munching on some straw (yeah Ill eat anything if im hungry) then if a shock flood happened surely ,any thing in my mouth would be washed away

    Ive asked a lot of ppl on this and never had agood answer

    This was a real biggy for me

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Ozzie

    Father gum left and then came back again. It happens, ya know.

    S

  • Scully
    Scully

    Father Gumby gave utterance thusly:

    Sister Scully......I've already explained that it's no great task for the Lord of Armies to take care of a little elephant shit and food! See there.....you made me cuss!

    Ok, if he can so easily take care of "elephant shit and food", what's with all the slacking off over the last 5 and a half millennia?? Oh, I get it, He's saving it all up for JWs to clean up in the New System of Thangs?.

    Father Gumby gets 5 minutes in the penalty box for cussin'. Where's your Lord of Armies, now, huh?? LOL

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