Gumbys Weekend Bible Study - Noah and Stuff (page 4)

gumby

I didn't fib. I left to gain some composure after dealing with some of you doubters!

I'll tell you one thing Mr. Satanus.....you think your real cute with your little name mockery. Don't think for one minute the Lord will take your little sarcasm as funny! The pitts of hell are hungry for people like you! I'm not so sure the adversary will think it's funny either and he's the one who owns the keys.

As for you sister Scully, the Lord waited 986,000,000 trillion years untill he made you..........and you have the nerve to ask of his whearabouts for a mere few thousand years? I'm going to ask the Lord to cut your days to 90 instead of 120...........doubters don't deserve to live any longer than that!

Rev Gumby

Scully

Father Gumby spake thusly:

As for you sister Scully, the Lord waited 986,000,000 trillion years untill he made you..........and you have the nerve to ask of his whearabouts for a mere few thousand years? I'm going to ask the Lord to cut your days to 90 instead of 120...........doubters don't deserve to live any longer than that!

Good luck with that, Father Fumbly Gumbly. With at least 6 million JWs Waiting On Jehovah? who got in line ahead of you, I'm not too worried.

Love, Scully

gumby

With at least 6 million JWs Waiting On Jehovah? who got in line ahead of you, I'm not too worried.

Sister Scully, Charles Taze Russell was Lucifer himself and a wheat shister. Why would his offspring have any hope? I'm in line with Canaan, Noahs son. Were related.

Rev Gumby

LittleToe

~genuflects and prompty excommunicates Rev Gumb-heretic~

~Walks off with collection plate to give to a worthy cause...~

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~shakes foot to remove elephant poo~
"Where the feck did THAT come from????"

FlyingHighNow

Rev Gumby, you did it!!! Cool, I didn't think about passing the collection plate. That's a stroke of comic genius. I'm so pleased that you found time to post a new lesson in spite of your busy weekend plans. Rock on Rev: you're the BOMB!

frenchbabyface

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wednesday

good one Rev Gumby

weds

ezekiel3

Householder: So let me get this straight. The Australian delegation gets off the boat - sorry, ark - and travels over thousands of miles of land and sea, leaving no groups behind along the way, to Australia. Every last one of them. And how did Noah get his hands on these guys anyway?
JW: Well, they probably lived near Noah before the flood, but then decided to move to Australia afterward.

Just noting the interconnectedness of all things...

gumby

Ezekiel 3.........have I not taught you better than that? Austrailia never existed BEFORE the flood as land seperations didn't exist before the flood. The floodwaters are what seperated land masses. Evidently, some of the animals ended up on these land seperations....such as Austrailia......long after the flood as the waters slowly receeded over much time in SOME places only. In fact, one of our most loved congregation members here...Ozzie lives there. He's one of Hams decendents and his great uncle 50 generations ago.....was the guy who saw Noah naked. Ozzie sleeps naked to this day.

Gumby

AlmostAtheist

god drowns everyone except Noah, his nameless wife, and his rightous sons and their nameless wives

That always seemed such a shame. There are *8* people on the earth, and we only know 4 of their names. How much would it have bulked up the Bible to go ahead and name them? It's like on Gilligan's Island, in the opening theme. They name Gilligan, the skipper too. The millionaire, and his wife. The moviestar! AND THE REST! "The rest"? There are *2* more people! Name them, for God's sake, give them a reason to exist!

(In later seasons they did get named. Perhaps in a later revision of the Bible Noah's wife can have a name?)

SNG: Nice job on that conversation transcript. I've had parts of that conversation before. (How embarrassing!)

Dave

Gumbys Weekend Bible Study - Noah and Stuff

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