by gumby 75 Replies latest watchtower bible
Brother Dave.....I know the names of Noah's wife and his sons wives as the Lord has revealed it to me.
Noah's wife was Sharon, Ham's was Sandy, and Shem's was Cindy. Canaan's wife was Rhonda, who later turned into a wicked prostitute. Anymore questions my son?
Rev Gumby
That always seemed such a shame. There are *8* people on the earth, and we only know 4 of their names. How much would it have bulked up the Bible to go ahead and name them? It's like on Gilligan's Island, in the opening theme. They name Gilligan, the skipper too. The millionaire, and his wife. The moviestar! AND THE REST! "The rest"? There are *2* more people! Name them, for God's sake, give them a reason to exist!
Dave,you are so funny!!! What a great parable.
Noah's wife was Sharon, Ham's was Sandy, and Shem's was Cindy. Canaan's wife was Rhonda, who later turned into a wicked prostitute. Anymore questions my son
Gumby, you sure YOUR real name isn't HAM?
Nancy my sweet sister and fellow worker in the Lord..........could you please sit in the back instead of the front row if your going to insist on wearing them short skirts? Your making it difficult for me to speak and your giving me a stiffy hampering the spirit of the Lord.
Rev Gumby
Reverend Gumby writes:
I'm in line with Canaan, Noahs son. Were related.
and also:
Canaan's wife was Rhonda, who later turned into a wicked prostitute.
Is that any way to talk about your great great great great great great great great great great great grandma? tsk tsk
could you please sit in the back instead of the front row if your going to insist on wearing them short skirts?
Ha, then you won't get mad if I get drunk and sleep naked during your next sermon?
Ha, then you won't get mad if I get drunk and sleep naked during your next sermon?
*gets a real woody....prays.....goes to the mens room*
*gets a real woody....prays.....goes to the mens room*
huh, I always thought it was bad to let your clay get hard...
Flood of Gilgamesh>Noah's Flood
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Noah's wife was Sharon, Ham's was Sandy, and Shem's was Cindy. Canaan's wife was Rhonda, who later turned into a wicked prostitute. Anymore questions my son?
I never did trust Rhonda. She never seemed to fit in.
Thanks for letting us in on the inside track, Gumboy.
Dave
Well, with Blondie's WT Study and Rev Gumby's Sunday School, I feel like I've done my Kingdom Hall duty. Like TV ministry, only it's on the net. I don't even have to get out of my very cute Victoria Secret PJ'S
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