by gumby 75 Replies latest watchtower bible
Canaan's wife was Rhonda, who later turned into a wicked prostitute. Anymore questions my son?
Yeah, but it used to be Rolina then the Lord changed it to Roweena and then later Rhonda. The lord always liked changing names. Yeah, it's easy for him because he doesn't have to go to court and pay the fees and stuff. Gumby, didn't you use to be Wilber?
So what happened to Japheth, and what was his wife's name?
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So what happened to Japheth, and what was his wife's name?
Wasn't that study a couple of weeks ago, already?? I guess you'll have to wait and find out when the Bound Volumes? are published.
So what happened to Japheth, and what was his wife's name?
LT....you've been a faithful deacon here in this church for many years, but lately you have exibited traits of Judah's Iscariot himself. Perhaps you'd like to hold your sarcasm for me be in the confession booth in the morning and not share your traitorous idea's with the faithful here during services.
*goes in his study and weeps cuz he got Noahs sons mixed up*
Rev
hold your sarcasm for me be in the confession booth in the morning
But Grumblebum, you said you were a pastor!!! Dontcha know that the protestants don't have confessionals??????
Whattyadoinn mate, gone all heretic??
ozzie
I think Rev Gumby has created a very unique church, drawing the best of all various belief systems together into a neat package.
He's even put me in charge of assembling his harem.
Love, Scully (High Priestess and VP in charge of virgins)
Wenesday my little lamb,
I don't even have to get out of my very cute Victoria Secret PJ'S
No no no ....You go ahead and get comfy in those special pajama's your so fond of my dear one.......the Lord does not need fancy clothes to impress him. You can wear them next time we speak in my office too.
Flyin.......calling me Wilbur just might get you another year in eternity in the flames of hell.You used to be one of my prize sheep untill wickedness was found in you. I'm suggesting about 2 hours of exorcism in my office this evening and 3 glasses of the left over euchrist wine from last Sunday.
Ozzie...my dear son, yes I slipped and used the word pastor. Brother alky accidentally bought some cheap wine called 'Shiraz' for the Lords supper by mistake and it made me horribly delusional. I'm still feeling under the weather.
Sister Scully,
I appreciate your wanting to be high priestess, but I need a couple more concubines to fill friday nights since sister littlebutt passed away. Besides.....no one can rub my tired feet like you can.
Rev Gumby
Rev Gumby
You're going through virgins faster than I can find replacements for them. You'll have to settle for some elderly spinster JW pioneer sisters (who are possibly lesbians anyway) until I can find some younger replacements.
My only wish is to serve Rev Gumby.
You're going through virgins faster than I can find replacements for them. You'll have to settle for some elderly spinster JW pioneer sisters (who are possibly lesbians anyway) until I can find some younger replacements.
* spits coffee on laptop screen* Dammit
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flyin.......calling me Wilbur just might get you another year in eternity in the flames of hell.You used to be one of my prize sheep untill wickedness was found in you. I'm suggesting about 2 hours of exorcism in my office this evening and 3 glasses of the left over euchrist wine from last Sunday.Wilbur, Wilbur, Wilbur.
