Gumbys Weekend Bible Study - Noah and Stuff
by gumby 75 Replies latest watchtower bible
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FlyingHighNow
That looks like the rev in the background in the upper right hand pic. Is he rolling around in some mud or something? He looks a bit upset.
Shhhhhhh, that's a facsimile of the Rev and it looks like the Lord got him good for tryin' to look up Agent Scully's skirt.
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Satanus
*satanus being quiet* *trying not to laugh (out of respek)*
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FlyingHighNow
*satanus being quiet* *trying not to laugh (out of respek)*
Yeah, better keep this to a dull roar. Rev Gumby's hair used to be a lovely, youthful shade of brown. But after that Lord zap, it turned gray. And the Lord makes him carry around that zapper thingy so when he has a bad thought, he can just zap himself. The Lord is very efficient that way.
Self zapper....>
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Satanus
Flyin
So, the lord likes for father gums to zap himself? That prolly helps him to not touch himself. That would be icky.
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FlyingHighNow
So, the lord likes for father gums to zap himself? That prolly helps him to not touch himself. That would be icky.
Yeah, the Lord is into pain and all that, that's why he made up hell. The zapper thingy is just a hell preview. You can tell by that priceless look on the Rev's face that hell will not be pleasant. Not none. Not some. Not at all.