Hi all,
My sister sent this to me and I thought it might bring a smile to your little faces.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length
mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror
and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled,
my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my
arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband says..... "Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about
myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a
soft voice... "Well...there's nothing wrong with
your eyesight.
CIAO4NIAO!!!
alfie