Posts by hamsterbait

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Designated elder to shadow talks at the meeting

by wannaexit in

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i heard that there is an elder in each congregation that follows very closely what is being said from stage to make sure everything is being said correctly.

in all my years as a jw , i don't ever remember this at the local level.

is this something new?

hamsterbait

Cobalt -

Unbelievable!!!! Yet they will discuss totally age inappropriate material in front of young children, such as anal sex oral sex, group sex homosexuality, masturbation, mutual masturbation, demon possession and demon harassment.

I was once criticised by the elders for making an "inappropriate" comment at the Witchtower "study":

I called the woman at the well a "trollop" (a woman of dubious sexual propriety, accordng to the dictionary)

Yet their litanies of filth continue to poison the ears of little innocents. Once I had attended a "Christian Meeting" at the Kingdumb hell, I never drew a clean breath of air again....

HB

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In case it isnt clear, Chris Brown is describing his rape. An eight-year-old cannot consent, and when an older teenager engages a child sexually, it is rape.

by Sol Reform in

http://youngist.org/post/63375941920/chris-brown-jezebel-and-getting-rape-wrong.

monday, october 7, 2013chris brown, jezebel, and getting rape wrongby william c. anderson weve come a long way on certain issues relating to gender, sexuality, and assault.

but some things take longer than others.

hamsterbait

Most 15 year olds, whether male or female, can barely wait to have sex.

Very few are actually damaged for life at that age if they are doing what they want and are well [pleased with themselves.

It is unhappily a double standard.

A young boy having the sex he wants cannot belive his luck. Yet a girl the same age is always expected to say how scarred she is for life.

There is a difference between being held at knife point for sex, and the funloving stuff I was doing with those my own age when I was 13.

I can see days coming where 70 year olds are jailed because at the age of eight or nine they played "doctors" with somebody who only years later discovered they had been humiliated and scarred and destroyed.

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Gran is dying.

by LouBelle in

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my dear granny hasn't been feeling well for some time and has had a problem keeping anything down.

she had lost a lot of weight and gone for many tests.

those tests came back and on friday we were told she has cancer of the pancreas.

hamsterbait

Talk about the good times you had in the past - most people in this situation remember the past vividly, more than the present.

So sorry to hear this.

Love

HB

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brazen conduct, dissensions

by hoser in

as predicted by jwn loose conduct has been replaced by brazen conduct.

galations 5:19 2 peter 2:2 .

a catch all phrase for apostates.

hamsterbait

Contention is a heated argument or disagreement.

Dissent is disagreeing with a generally held viewpoint.

Can you see why they have changed contention to dissent?

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"Faithful and Discreet Servant" Changes in RNWT (Matt 24)

by adamah in

i see the wts has now removed the reference to jesus' rendering punishment of death by sword, when the master returns and finds the evil servant abusing the other slaves; they've sanitized the reading of matt 24:51 as this:.

51 "and he will punish him with the greatest severity and will assign him his place with the hypocrites.

there is where his weeping and the gnashing of his teeth will be.".

hamsterbait

Adam: Puhleez:

It is not "accurate translation my arse" - it is "accurate translation my DONKEY". Keep up with jehoobie's chariot, it turns on a dime.

Read the noolite about Jesus riding into Jerusalem. The eye witnesses got that animal badly wrong.

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What has happened to Jehovah's Witnesses???

by DATA-DOG in

i know this is old news, but as i sit here, and ponder the upcoming agm, i can't help but think, " what happened?!!

" i actually awoke an hour before my alarm went off, just thinking of everything that is bothering me about the wtbts.

approach this list as a born-in, someone who was told that you were different from everyone else.

hamsterbait

Stand for Pure - You are a Donkey Hole.

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So how exactly did this "new translation" come to be?

by sir82 in

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a normal person, upon hearing that a new (or revised) bible translation has been released, would have 2 questions spring to mind almost immediately:.

1) who did the work, and what are their credentials?.

2) what manuscripts is the work based on?.

hamsterbait

They did it because in their filthy littl sex-infested minds, they actually believe that people reading that Jesus rode into jerusalem on an ass are giggling behind their hands.

As we all know jesus rode into jerusalem on a DONKEY not an anal sphincter. If they make this change in other languages where "ASS in not a synonym for "arsehole," they will make ASSES of themselves, if not Donkeys and ARSEHOLES.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

HB

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jesus (apparently) in Old NWT rode into Jerusalem on an anal sphincter

by hamsterbait in

the (american) witless justified replacing the correct translation of ass with donkey, claiming we would never describe a happy brother as "gay".

an ass is a different animal from a donkey, making the nwt an inaccurate translation here.. are jdubs sooo filthy minded they think below the waist even in the context of christ riding into jerusalem?.

how do they translate numbers 31: 34: " 61 thousand asses" remember it is not 61 000 anuses.. .

hamsterbait

The (AMERICAN) witless justified replacing the correct translation of ASS with donkey, claiming we would never describe a happy Brother as "gay"

An ASS is a different animal from a DONKEY, making the NWT an inaccurate translation here.

Are Jdubs sooo filthy minded they think below the waist even in the context of Christ riding into Jerusalem?

How do they translate Numbers 31: 34: " 61 thousand asses" remember it is not 61 000 anuses.

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Are we not overlooking the obvious?

by newbie2013 in

this is my first post.

however, i have been reading this board for some time (call it stalking or trolling...lol).

so, hello to all.. i have had time to reflect on the agm since yesterday and my thoughts are that indeed the nwt needed much revision.

hamsterbait

YET THEY HAD THE NERVE TO SAY THAT OTHER WRITINGS "HAVE BECOME ""PART" OF THE BIBLE "--meaning Witchtower LITTERATURE.

Are we to belive that the crap they have printed over 140 years are to be viewed as part of the bible, yet things the early Christians remembered about Jesus are "spurious"?

If the inconsistency of a few verses gets them wiped out, what about all the other inconsistencies in the Gospels?

If the Gibbering Buddies continue like this there will be no Gospels left...

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BUM WITNESSES

by The Searcher in

can anyone save me the stress of listening to the self-appointed faithful & discreet slave for 3 hours, and give a clue as to roughly at what point in the proceedings was the derogatory term 'bum witnesses used, and by whom?

i'd really love to extract that comment and send it to a weakening witness, to highlight the judgmental arrogance and name-calling being displayed.. many thanks in advance folks!.

hamsterbait

I am with Tenyearsafter on the 1975 stuff.

I lived through those days. My Sister remembers the book study conductor saying "it's only so many years / months till the end in 1975.

What about the "Stay alive until 75" talks? The COs hammering it at A$$emblies.

A Kingdumb Misery actually gave a sample presentation, telling the publisher to "HIGHLIGHT 1975 AS A CRUCIAL YEAR."

Other suggested presentations gave answers we should feed to elderly people we spoke to in reply to "not in my lifetime" - how right they were!!

1975 deniars are LIARS!