just a thought ... when describing jws and what they believe, be sure to tell people that they think they are immortal and will never die as this seems to sound a bit more 'looney tunes' than that they will live forever.. well, does to me anyway.
did you ever imagine how it sounded to joe public on the door while you showed them a crappy picture of 'paradise' from the livre forever book?
i'm sure the person was thinking:.
I have been living for millions of years, yet I do not recall my past lives.
I lived in the cells of my father and my mother, and their parents, their parents, and so on.
I am the product of a continuity of living cells.
JRP
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Nietzsche
okay, just for the record--this post is very long and pathetic.
i found it while doing some research and it's just so outrageous and ignorant.
the wt has their own demented answers for anything, and this is their reasoning behind the #'s 666:.
Do these definitions work in all languages for 666?
In Spanish they would be:
'English State Church,' = Iglesia Inglesa del Estado
'The Episcopal Church,' = La iglesia Episcopal
'Episcopalian Church,' = Iglesia Episcopal
'The Church of England,' = La Iglesia de Inglaterra
JRP
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Nietzsche
the only way to go to heaven is believing that jesus christ is god's son, and that he was sent here to earth to die on the cross for our sins.
if you confess him as lord and savior, then and only then, will you be certain that you are going to heaven.
According to the bible we are already on heaven.
Genesis 6-8: 6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
since we are already between the ocean and the clouds, and this region is called heaven, we are already in heaven.
JRP
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Nietzsche
and do you know why it only takes one??
they don't even know the lightbulb is freaking burned out!
they would all sit in this freaking house in the dark for days before they tried to figure it out!
How many Jehova's Witnesses are needed to screw a light bulb
Answer: it cannot be determined in case it is young. Pedophilia perpetrators are not brought to light.
How many Jehova's Witnesses are needed to change a light bulb
Answer: Only one, but bulb must be changed frequently due to burnout caused by constant on-off switching, and changes in brightness.
Answer: Number cannot be determined, but job will be done as it has the backing of the UN, as one of its organizations.
JRP
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Nietzsche
I am going insane trying to get in touch with this site. Many people seem to have found it. Not I.
JRP
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Nietzsche
" = i'd eventually like to have sex with you?.
" = i'd eventually like to have sex with you?.
" = i'd eventually like to have sex with .
The Facts
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
None. Intelligent man don’t do the dishes. They get women to do them.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because the chick was a slut.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Staring at the ceiling does not make them blink.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
It actually only takes one sperm to fertilize the egg, but the egg needs the fondling of one million sperm to respond to fertilization
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
By hiding his money before his wife can get to it.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds take a long time to deliver, as opposed to the blonds.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
To match the blonde’s brain capacity.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened, but women need one or two rolls per crap. Why? Because they are full of it.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends. They tried to get women, but were rejected by them. Women prefer scoundrels.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A frustrated clinger.
When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it. Especially at divorce time.
Why are married women usually heavier than single women?
They already caught a fool to support them and don’t worry about being attractive any more.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
Women tried to make him lie so his nose would grow to the size of a broomstick.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Aim the dishes at his face.
What did God say after creating man?
"This is really my image".
What did God say after creating Eve?
"I have to stop working. I am too tired. Look at the mess I made".
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're all married and trying to get away from their wives.
Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says, "So you would not notice how dumb she is." "But, God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says, "So she would love you even when you have no money"
JRP
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Nietzsche
top 8 idiots of 2001. idiot # 1. i am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the.
poison control center.
today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
IDIOT # 9
JW's walk up to Faraon, They tell him the world is going to end soon. Faraon believes them. Wastes 10 years of his life. Wasn't Faraon a bigger idiot for not investigating this cult with outside references?
JRP
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Nietzsche
they outright ADMIT that the word masturbation is not found in the bible. but they say "oh even though its not listed as one of the gross sins its still unclean" BASED ON WHAT?? SAYS WHO? YOU? FUCK THEM. I HATE THOSE BASTARDS.
Flower,
I don't know about you, but I usually love the ones I fuck. Even the ones that masturbate me (Which is usually me).
Hey, Jesus said to love your neighbor as you would love yourself. IMHO Masturbation is an act of self-love.
JRP
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Nietzsche
i don't wanna be a jedi, i don't wanna be a jedi, you better not try and make me a jedi, you won't like me as a freak'n jedi!!!.
last year on h20 focus drew my attention to reading tolkien's lord of the rings.
i'd long appreciated the artwork and finally got arround to reading the book a few months ago.
Gambler,
Have you forgotten about "In Search of the Lost Ark"?
I couldn't take my eyes off the screen.
JRP
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Nietzsche
< http://www.msnbc.com/news/676895.asp?0na=x2102481-.
msnbc news services .
boston, dec. 22 an american airlines flight from paris bound for miami diverted saturday for an emergency landing in boston.
I heard a stewardess noticed a New Light. She and other passangers subdued the subject.
JRP
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Nietzsche
