Kinjiro

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  Hands of Jesus

  by KAYTEE in

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  when jesus was resurrected on earth, he took on a new body that is why the disciples did not recognise him.. he took on more than one body while on earth at that time.. why did he have the remains of his crucifixion on his hands and what, in numbers, was this body?.

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  He went thru a 'stargate' thingy and came out all changed...
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  My First Passover

  by Tired of the Hypocrisy in

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  i am now a born again christian with a wife who is too sick to be an active jw but who is insisting on going to the memorial.

  i know i am not under any obligation to celebrate the passover but i found out a few months ago that i am part jewish.

  for some reason my folks never told me about it and i had to hear it from my cousin who told me that besides being part jewish, my maternal great grandfather was also part irish.

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  huh?
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  Well I am officially on private reproof.

  by JimmyPage in

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  me and the wife both.

  for our you know, pre-marital bumping of the fuzzies.

  all of those years of guilt she had- she's shocked that all she got was a slap on the wrist.

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  who da hell is space cadet? damn...
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  What TV shows did you miss out on as a dub?

  by JimmyPage in

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  for years i missed out on "the cosby show" and "cheers" cuz they were on meeting night.

  caught em years later on reruns.

  some of those cosby shows still seem new to me.

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  Kinjiro

  The SMURFS! (demonic blue beings that run outta KH cause they cannot tolerate to hear the name jehovah)

  Bewitched - no explanation needed

  I Dream of Jennie - no explanation needed also

  Lost in Space - meeting time

  Night Gallery - demonic stories

  Twilight Zone - demonic stories

  Mazinger - violence

  and plenty more...
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  doing meetings not enough...i am getting re-baptised....

  by oompa in

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  that is probably what is holding me back from praying.....so i am taking the plunge and really meaning it this time....................oompa.

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  Kinjiro

  I am giving the Memorial talk... "The Dead Sea... who killed it and why?"
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  Satan really has a lot of power.

  by LouBelle in

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  there are a couple of christians at work and they chat amongst themselves about the times we are living in and the church meetings they have.

  the recent conversation is surrounding the power of satan.

  that he will set his will against you if you try and read the bible.

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  Kinjiro

  rebel8.. where have you been all my life? sound like my kinda girl! lol

  Satan, devils and demons... the greatest excuse ever for humanity's own inherent defects such as greed, pettiness, egotism etc etc...

  As long as the 'devil made me do it!' we are not accountable, therefore pardon is granted... you are not to blame...

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  Was King David Disfellowshipped for Fornication/Adultery?

  by african GB Member in

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  or did he win his "appeal jc"?.....

  if he was never df'd, why can't jw's follow this biblical example of forgiveness...... .

  african gb member.

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  Kinjiro

  Its like the god of the Old Testament went thru some serious psicotherapy and some extensive use of Paxil and Prozac... by the time he finished the treatment they wrote the new testament... he goes from 'kill em all, man woman child elder animal beast do not leave any stone unturned cause me jehovyy is a bad mf and jealous and if you dont do as I say.. etcetc.. ' to 'turn the other cheek... love thy enemy... pay bad with good...'

  It was either the pills or some great weed but he mustve used something!!!!
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  Thought-provoking question of the day

  by keyser soze in

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  is shasta still in business, or did they go under when they stopped serving food at the conventions?

  and why was there never a diet shasta?.

  these are the deep mysteries of life that keep me up at night, and drive me to the brink of madness..

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  Kinjiro

  Same thing happens to me.. with Schaffer!
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  Was Noah tempted to eat the animals he took onto the ark?

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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  so what did god give noah to eat on the ark while he was afloat on the sea?

  bags of manna?

  did he give him a fishing line and tell him to catch fish?.

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  Kinjiro

  damn you guys... its like dont you'all read the fricckin bible? they were 'vegetablerians'... they only got permission to eat meat after da deluge!!! lol
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  What about customs and quarantine regulations for the Noah's ark?

  by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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  did noah's live cargo need to be quarantined before leaving the ark?

  who signed all the customs declarations?

  did god give him a free pass?.

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  Kinjiro

  The killer item was the cigarrettes...