LOL! Awesome job! Please let us know what's waiting for us on the "other side".
Girlie
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I don't like the term "Fader" and I think it's unnecessarily self deprecating
by gubberningbody inthey faded, and that was it..... they were illusory, whereas i am real.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txvacta6dba.
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Girlie
FF. To each their own in whatever term they wish to label themselves. The main goal is to leave and stay gone.
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Top 10 Ways to Offend a Jehovah's Witness
by JimmyPage in1. sing a duet of the national anthem with your gay life partner.
2. smoke a cigarette after donating blood.
3. join the high school football team and have sex with a cheerleader.
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Girlie
When the time comes for singing one of the KM Melodies, in your loudest singing voice, start singing My Eye Is On The Sparrow.
When passing out a WT and/or A at your door, simultaneously hand them a porno mag.
During a dull public talk, when the brother trys to make a pivotal point and pauses for dramatic effect, do like they do in the churches and either yell, "Amen" or "Preach it, my brother!"
If a JW sneezes, say "God bless you."
When JW have their boring talent show night, bring your 8 ft. or higher poll with you and enlighten them with your talent for poll dancing.
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Karma is a B****!
by leavingwt ina local news story to warm your heart .
white supremacist dies in a fire.
.. barrett was also an author.
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Are you single and looking? Or Do you consider yourself to be available?
by Scott77 inare you single and looking for a soul mate?
or do you consider yourself to be available?
please, declare on this thread..
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Girlie
Umm, Scott,
What is there to elaborate on? I believe I made myself clear on how I find the dating scene. It is pure hell and it is making me weary to the point that I don't have a real desire to be bothered by the process any longer. Too many mind games. Too much self-centeredness. Too many weirdos I have encountered in it. Is that enough elaboration for you?
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Are you single and looking? Or Do you consider yourself to be available?
by Scott77 inare you single and looking for a soul mate?
or do you consider yourself to be available?
please, declare on this thread..
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Girlie
I'm single, but seriously, confused as hell about the whole dating scene and find myself weary of it.
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Most Annoying Things That Happen At JW Meetings
by LittleSister intoday i was remembering how angry i used to get at the meetings and all the little irritations that in the end would just make my blood boil these included:.
prayers that go on foreverstudy or wt conductors still taking comments when its clear that the point has been covered 20 times alreadymeetings over running by more than 5 minsmy favourite was this one elder who would play guess the point i am thinking of.
he would keep rephrasing the question from the wt until someone would bring up the point he was thinking of.
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Girlie
Cleaning the hall and actually believing that it was a "free labor of love" when it is what it is: free freaking labor.
CO visitations that brought out the "true" love from the friends who never paid much attention to you before.
Long lines for the ladies restrooms (not just at the conventions). I remember this young brother walked by the long line of sisters waiting for the restrooms at a convention and said that sisters always have to go the the bathrooms. The elderly sister with me didn't appreciate the comment, but I thought,"Hmm. he is right. " lol
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Memorial Attendance: "What's Going On?"
by sweet pea inspoke to my dad today who attended the beckenham (london/kent) congregation's memorial - he said that for the first time the attendance was seriously down - 203 as opposed to last year's 250 and that penge (congregation that shares the hall) had a similar experience.
it's called the internet dad.. can we have a roll call of numbers from those that attended please?
(or if it's been covered already, a link?).
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Girlie
The memorial I attended had an attendance of 253, but that was a decline from the usual attendance they would normally get (300+).
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If You Weren't In Rapt Attention What Did You Think About During The Meetings?
by minimus ini used to think of leaving early.
at the end i started making excuses to leave (supposedly work related) so that i could just get out of there.
i wanted a drink!.
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Girlie
Serenity
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If You Weren't In Rapt Attention What Did You Think About During The Meetings?
by minimus ini used to think of leaving early.
at the end i started making excuses to leave (supposedly work related) so that i could just get out of there.
i wanted a drink!.
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Girlie
Any and everything but the meetings.