"Then they'll eat your rose bushes, fruit trees, and garden, and then you'll have to call the newspaper and put them up for sale and watch all your rose bushes, fruit trees and garden vegetables die... "
Or they'll pull all of your wet wash off the clothesline and climb all over the hood and roof of your father-in-law's brand new Oldsmobile,lol.
I agree with you, Country Girl, goats are definitely smarter than sheep