good excuses.
pinkeye.
(highly contagious, and you aren't supposed to touch other people's dishes and glasses.)tuberculosis.
Sorry, won't be able to attend.
I died and am currently in heaven.
Oddly there are no JW 144Kers here. No, wait. I see them. Down below, far off.....ooooooOOOOooohhhh....it looks very hot where they are...........and who's that red guy with the pitch fork and horns................ooooooooh, Jaracsz just got his goolies prodded...........ouch!
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ok i was just blown away when i heard this today while driving, at first i thought it was the some old same old but then it went on and it seems like it is on a different level.. the subheading is "guard your heart by exercising self-control.
on page 27 par 17 it says "one way a person could wonder into the foolish course of the "young man in want of heart" is by aimlessly flipping though television channels or surfing the internet.
whether intentionally or not, he might chance upon sexually stimulating scenes.
Yeah. Down with the internet.
Who wants to look at watchtower.org & the other propoganda site what is it JW media or some such?
Who wants to shop on line and have your groceries delivered when you are ill at home when the local Eldubs can arrange it and take all the credit?
The JW leaders are doublespeaking dolts!
as you may remember, i have a jw window cleaner, one who likes to whistle kingdoom melodies while he works.
drives me crazy!
so i put music on while hes here and it stops him.
Marvin Gaye - Can I Get A Witness
........or maybe not...................................I got it......
The Benny Hill 'Chase scene' Music!!
so, i've been waiting for them to do the *rounds* here for a while.
and they finally turned up.. i lead the discussion towards holy spirt and personal relationship with god.
(personal relationship with god is really about interacting with the father, jesus & the spirit, not just the spirit - but i think emphasising spirit is a simple way to get across my point) i was curious about whether or not they had one.
They won't openly admit this but many JDubs are depressed as they feel that no matter how much 'work' they do, door knocking and stuff, they don't feel Jehovah answers their prayers.
I know, as an Eldub, this was a comment I often heard.
ok i was just blown away when i heard this today while driving, at first i thought it was the some old same old but then it went on and it seems like it is on a different level.. the subheading is "guard your heart by exercising self-control.
on page 27 par 17 it says "one way a person could wonder into the foolish course of the "young man in want of heart" is by aimlessly flipping though television channels or surfing the internet.
whether intentionally or not, he might chance upon sexually stimulating scenes.
Millieu control once again coupled with information control.
Will it be long before the GB actuall DO want the dubs to live in a commune?
i was considering recently the value and content of talks by reviewing notes i'd taken.. it seems i've taken copious notes but the content was naff.
not because i'd missed interesting bits but the talks were bland 'ministry' adverts.. the talks all seemed to be full of 'do more or god will murder you'.
'feel guilty because you don't measure up.
@Ding = "Since the GB speaks for Jehovah, they are always right, so we should think and do whatever they tell us without question." "How grateful we should be for them."
I took notes at the Elders school.......................talk about teaching granny to suck eggs. Just how thick did they think we were?
did you study beforehand?
alot?
did you only "study" while you are reading the paragraphs during the wt study and still make great comments?.
I always studied the dublications when I was an MS then an Elder.
When I realized it was a cult I started commenting on the 'Bible reading' using semons I'd heard on 'Sermon audio'.
The last comment I ever made had the CoBE shaking his head in a sneering way. I commented about 144K and slipped in that historians say there were a million Christians in the 1st century. I was deliberately trying to sow seeds of doubt especially after the hilarious 'overlapping' nonsense!
i was considering recently the value and content of talks by reviewing notes i'd taken.. it seems i've taken copious notes but the content was naff.
not because i'd missed interesting bits but the talks were bland 'ministry' adverts.. the talks all seemed to be full of 'do more or god will murder you'.
'feel guilty because you don't measure up.
I was considering recently the value and content of talks by reviewing notes I'd taken.
It seems I've taken copious notes but the content was naff. Not because I'd missed interesting bits but the talks were bland 'ministry' adverts.
The talks all seemed to be full of 'do more or god will murder you'. 'Feel guilty because you don't measure up.' 'Blind obedience to the GB is required' 'Become dense in the head'
No interesting history ever mentioned. The only history was the erroneous 607BCE/1914CE lies.
Was it just in the UK or is there really NO CONTENT OF VALUE outside of JDub cult adverts in the talks everywhere??
has anybody else come across jdubs that have never heard of the kingdom interlinear translation?
i noticed this artcle http://www.soundwitness.org/jw/kit_part1.htm and i've found when i asked witnesses about it some never heard of it and other's had heard of it but didn't have one and didn't know if they were still in print and one got all weird and suspicious saying "well what do you want it for?".
when i called the watchtower and asked if it was still in print the guy had to put me on hold and look it up somewhere, he didn't know off the top of his head.
@Pirata - Verrrrrrrryyyyyyyy EEEEeeeenteresting! (In the voice of that German soldire from Rowan & Martin's Laugh In).
Did I spot some 'cognitive dissonance' in there.
Translations of the Bible are NOT inspired.......................?????
12 the watchtower ?
5 what good results there can be when.
children are trained to keep a simple eye!.
More junk from the washtowel's fiction department.
This young lady only exists in cult dreamaland. Her parents are only alive in happy happy JW imagination land.
More cult propoganda from the anti-Christ pyramid business!
