GB roundtable discussion:
GB - 1
We're all getting old, what the hell are we going to do?
GB - 2
Perhaps invite other annointed to become GB?
GB - 3
Heck no, most of them are senile....you know that!
GB - 1
I wish, Freddie were here....he'd know what do.
GB - 3
No Freddie would just lock himself up in his room and come back to us with another silly vision. What we need is a younger more vibrant GB.....that way we can retire.
GB - 1
Call the writing dept.
(((((Phone rings))))))
Hello?
GB - 3
Yea, this is the GB. We're dead locked on how to get more younger administratively savvy members on the GB before we die. Any suggestions?
Writing Dept:
Well, Freddie never wanted it that way so he placed the Great Crowd outside the spiritual temple in the courtyard of gentiles. I don't see how this would be possible.
GB - 3
Goddammit! Freddie is dead. When are you boys gonna start thinking for yourselves? We've got a problem on our hands here and all you can do is quote Freddie?
Writing dept:
(Shaky voice) Well, I suppose we could take the Great Crowd from the courtyard and place them maybe in a special room or something in the temple?
GB - 3
Ok, good, good. We want to see a draft first thing Monday morning...got it? And don't forget to put the usual thanks to God for us thinking of this stuff in the article too.
Writing dept:
(voice stronger now) Do you want it to be a study article?
GB - 3 Hell no, the Apostates would have a field day with this stuff. We don't want the rank and file thinking too much about it either. It might hinder their field service. Just make up a phony Questions from Readers and put it there. That way we can refer to it in a year or two at the distric convention and make people feel stupid for having let this change slip past them.
That'll make 'em work harder.
Writing dept:
Anything else?
GB - 3
Jesus, I hate that smell! Yea, could you bring us some depends up here? I think GB - 2 had an accident again.
Writing dept:
Right away sir.