It was finally spring time in Montana. 3 moles were burrowing their way out of the ground. When they reached the surface, the first mole popped up, sniffed the air and said "I smell honey". The second mole popped up, sniffed the air and said "I smell sugar".The third mole popped up, sniffed the air and said " I smell mole asses".
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Billygoat's Really Bad Joke Thread
by Billygoat ini have an 84 year old customer that comes in every week with just a ton of "groaner" type jokes for me.
i am never prepared with any jokes in return, so i'm hoping y'all can assist.
i would like to start this thread with hopes you can post your really bad jokes...clean preferably.
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Rude Ghosty Joke!
by Sirona inat the spiritualist church, the medium decided to ask the audience some questions about their supernatural experiences.
about half the hands went up.
"mm very good.
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Robdar
Sirona,
I hope I haven't ruined my computer by blowing my morning tea all over it when I read that joke! It was hilarious. Thanks for posting.
Love,
Robyn
PS: Rev, that spinning cross is awesome.
Edited by - robdar on 31 October 2002 11:1:32
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Prisca
by refiners fire indear sister.
i love you, you are a fine friend to me and have stood beside me in all adversity.
i know you need to hear this right now.
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Robdar
Prisca,
I was not aware that you are being attacked. I know, and others on this forum know, what kind of person you are. I feel badly that somebody would be so cruel to you. Hold your head high. Many of us know your true worth.
Love,
Robyn
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For Those Who Pray. My dad is very sick
by DJ inmy dad is in very bad shape.
he has cns lymphoma.
he is sliding backwards rapidly.
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Robdar
((((((((((((DJ)))))))))
I know that you have much faith, DJ. My prayers are with you and your dad.
Love,Robyn
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Evolutionists Dogmatic like WTS?
by Gedanken injrizo in a thread of mine on kangaroos and that seems to have vanished posted these remarks in response to points made by alanf:.
alanf: pomegranate's mind is a fine example of the intellectual desert in which almost all creationists live.
evidence is presented and they discount it with a few inanities and misquotations.
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Robdar
Gedanken, pursuing this debate is like trying to herd cats.
Iron Gland,
I take offense to this remark. I herd cats everyday. No problem there at all. It all depends on the incentive you use for the kitties. Food works well.
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confused, scared..you name it
by Cyre inhi there..im new to the board.
i am a coptic orthodox christian right now, and i am good friends with a witness.
unfortunately, i didnt know enough about my own religion before i started listening to my friend and i am starting to question my faith.
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Robdar
Hi Diana,
Why are you thinking of being baptized if you have never been to a kingdom hall? I would suggest that you take your time to make this decision. Especially since it will be a painful one for your family. I am not suggesting that you do not join the JWs, I am only suggesting that you take the time to thoroughly research them. You should be aware of all the personal liberties that you will lose once you become a member.
I have a couple of questions for you: Is this JW fellow a sweetheart? Could your feelings for him be overpowering your feelings for your religion?
If, after serious consideration and research, you do decide to go ahead and convert, don't worry. One of my family members just converted to Orthodoxy. It all evens out. LOL
Love,
Robyn
Edited by - robdar on 28 October 2002 21:23:46
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The Secret Way Elders Are Actually Appointed
by minimus indoes anyone have a clue as to how elders actually get appointed?
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Robdar
The lady of the lake, clad in shimmering gossamer lobs a bloody sword at them. Thus evidencing divine providence.
Love,
Robyn
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Do You Ever Miss It?
by pettygrudger ini was in a hormonal state the last couple of days, feeling a little melancholy.....sometimes when i feel like this, i miss being a jw.
don't get me wrong, i have not intention of ever going back.
i've come to realize what i miss is the naivety, the black & white thinking, allowing the organization to pretty much guide my every thought.
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Robdar
Petty Grudger,
Yes, I feel that way. I miss the utopian dream that maybe one day God would make the world a better place. I also miss my innocence.
I don't miss the JWs but I do miss the dream and the love I thought that I shared with such happy people.
Love,
Robyn
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Does this ever happen to you???
by Jesika ini am at home minding my own business.
i went upstairs to find something to cook for dinner, i bend down to get some chicken and.........
a damn kingdom song pops into my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Robdar
Jesi,
Funny post. Yes, it happens to me. Even after 20 years.
Love,
Robyn
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It's A Small World (robdar)
by hillbilly inwell today i had an experience even better than finding a $20 in an old coat pocket.
rodbar and i were chatting about places we had been back in the 70's.
i got off the chat and while doing chores recalled a chance encounter during a memphis assembly.
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Robdar
(((((Hillbilly))))),
Thank you for the email. I have responded.
Love,
Robyn