What do you mean, "If?" They use nearly all of those tactics right now, and worse.
- They'd still be teaching Piltdown Man, 60 years after it was proven as a hoax.
Still teaching the peppered moth "proof", long after that's been proven a hoax.
- They'd never have re-examined Nebraska Man, and would be teaching it now.
Still teaching you can make a giraffe by selective breeding of short-legged and short-necked animals.
- They'd write their own interpretation of Genesis, and then point out the holes in it.
Read Asimov's Bible commentary.
- They'd buy (or just make up) bogus theology degrees and discredit religion.
Okay, not too much of that. They prefer made-up or bogus biology degrees, earned without doing any research.
- They'd use snake oil salesman tactics to make their debates more entertaining for audiences.
Yep, they do that now.
- The audiences would be biology and paleontology majors bussed in and psyched up beforehand.
Standard procedure.
- They'd use pseudo science to appeal to the masses.
What else have they got?
- They'd demand Christian churches spend equal time teaching a pantheistic tradition, to allow for fair and even consideration among the congregation.
This one they haven't thought of yet, as far as I know.
- They'd stop teaching evolution and just attack Creationism.
Been doing that for years.
- They'd misquote Creationist literature to make it seem stupid and contradictory...well, no, actually, they accomplish that NOW, by directly quoting.
They are as fond of misquotes as anyone at ICR.
- They'd mispele a lot of wrds, AND WRIET WITH CAPLOCKS ALL THE THYME!
Plenty of evolutionists do this on the internet. Ignorance and bad manners abounds on both sides of this controversy.
- You couldn't get a science degree without signing a statement of evolution.
That's right, you can't at most institutions.
- Research results would have to match
Come on, that would presuppose that evolutionists can do research!
- You could win half a million dollars by keeping 500,000 animals in an for one year.
I think you meant to write "ark" in there. Don't know where you pulled that stat from.
- They'd picket ' ' with signs showing which animals weren't from the Jurassic.
Jurassic Park, the movie, I presume? Plenty of evolutionists did criticise it.
- They'd refuse to donate money to museums, and then complain about how their donations were being wasted on misinformation exhibits.
They did that to the British Museum when it wouldn't claim that all species are part of one big tree of life.
- They'd print little comic books about evolutionary theory and litter them around playgrounds and Sunday School classrooms.
Yeah, they prefer to print their litter in the textbooks. But there is no end of cartoons, comic books, movies, TV shows, et cetera ad nauseum preaching the gospel of evolution.
- They'd count all the different religions, even ones with no followers alive today, and say that there are hundreds of competing theories on Creation, Salvation and the Afterlife, as if that would discredit any individual religions.
They do that now, and seem to believe that it discredits Christianity.
Robert V Frazier