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  Thank You all

  by plmkrzy in

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  especially stinky and six

  i am going back to the kh.

  i've been here 2 years and posted over a year trying to be supportive of everyone but some things are even too obvious for even me to not see.

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  czarofmischief

  Are you out of your gourd?

  Well, you'll learn again just how wrong this organization is.

  But we won't shun you, not like they would.

  Unless this is a joke?

  CZAR
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  Jehovah to drop "h"

  by czarofmischief in

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  flagging sales prompt deity image change.

  jehovah, god of the universe and former head of the jehovah's witnesses, will be dropping the 'h' from the end of his name and replacing it with a silent "q".. this is widely seen by industry insiders as an attempt to attract a younger, hipper audience, more in tune with truly avant-garde spelling.. jehovaq's newest release, "jehovaq attackq" will feature the letter q in truly unexpected places, said jehovaq spokesperson, czarofmischief in an interview this afternoon at crazy mocha coffee company, bloomfield, pa.. "could this be a concialiatory effort to reach out to the gay community by embracing the queerest of all letters?

  maybe," said czar, sliding gently off his chair and lying on the floor.. jehovaq seemed mildly concerned with the effects of alcohol on the pr community, especially czar.. "fuh q!

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  czarofmischief

  Flagging Sales Prompt Deity Image Change

  Jehovah, god of the Universe and former head of the Jehovah's Witnesses, will be dropping the 'h' from the end of his name and replacing it with a silent "q".

  This is widely seen by industry insiders as an attempt to attract a younger, hipper audience, more in tune with truly avant-garde spelling.

  Jehovaq's newest release, "Jehovaq Attackq" will feature the letter q in truly unexpected places, said Jehovaq spokesperson, Czarofmischief in an interview this afternoon at Crazy Mocha Coffee Company, Bloomfield, PA.

  "Could this be a concialiatory effort to reach out to the gay community by embracing the queerest of all letters? Maybe," said Czar, sliding gently off his chair and lying on the floor.

  Jehovaq seemed mildly concerned with the effects of alcohol on the PR community, especially Czar.

  "Fuh Q!" said Czar, before rolling over in his own vomit and going to sleep.

  PIcking up where the PR genius had left off, Jehovaq stirred a bottomless gin martini and began telling long, pointless parables of uncertain literary merit and possible applications to the generations of 1919.
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  So, will you be voting for Bush next time?

  by czarofmischief in

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  when the election rolls around, will you be pulling the lever for w?

  i will, unless somebody comes along with the offer of free supermodels for me.. czar

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  czarofmischief

  When the election rolls around, will you be pulling the lever for W? I will, unless somebody comes along with the offer of free supermodels for me.

  CZAR
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  Clinton on WMD flap: 'Everybody makes mistakes'

  by Yizuman in

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  bill clinton on bush uranium line: 'everybody makes mistakes' former president accepts explanation on state of the union

  wednesday, july 23, 2003 posted: 1:31 pm edt (1731 gmt).

  washington (cnn) -- the white house, attacked by critics for a now-retracted line about iraq seeking uranium from africa in president bush's state of the union address, has gotten some surprising support from former president clinton.. "i thought the white house did the right thing in just saying 'we probably shouldn't have said that,' " clinton told cnn's larry king in a phone interview tuesday evening.

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  I liked Clinton. And I like Bush! I'm bi (bipartisan, that is).

  I feel that Bush is the better warrior, Clinton is the better politician.

  Both parties HAVE KILLED! That is the inescapable fact of doing business in geopolitics.

  And you know what? I like it when America's enemies die... I'm not lying or claiming any great moral high ground, it just makes me feel a little grim satisfaction when Uday and Qusay lie bleeding and gasping their dying breaths under the hot desert sun... the fact that they were also the enemies of a stable and prosperous Iraq is a side note to me. My priorities are American pride and power...

  CZAR
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  Do Any of Anointed live through Armageddon ?

  by Gordy in

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  i've been trying to get some information to clarify the above question.. we know the change in the 1914 generation teaching that occurred, in 1995.. what i want to know is do any of the anointed live through armageddon.. or according to jw teaching will they have all been taken to heaven before then.. i seem to remember back in 1995 when i was a jw having to review, with an elder, the district convention where the change on the "generation" was first put forward.. when discussing what we were going to say the elder asked what i thought the change meant.

  i said it looks like that the all "anointed" would be in heaven before armageddon happens.

  he agreed thats what he thought as well.. if anyone can give me some wt references to that thought, i would be grateful.

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  czarofmischief

  If Armageddon really does come, I bet nobody who currently claims to be "anointed" gets any kind of favorable judgement!

  ZAP!

  CZAR of the "ZAP!" class
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  The Governing body are murderers

  by Brummie in

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  would you agree?

  or do you think that statement is just an "emotional outcry" by some unbalanced apostate?

  and even if it was an emotional outcry, does that mean its wrong?.

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  Not murderers - careless slaveowners.

  Once someone has subjected themselves to being a slave they are accepting all the consequences of such subjection, including death. That doesn't make it right, but slavery is a mindset, and if you obey a stupid order, you are responsible for the consequences. "I was just following orders" doesn't cut it since Nuremburg.

  ie. Once, the Emperor of Rome, when in negotiations with the Parthians, ordered 100 of his legionaries to march off the roof of a building to impress upon the Parthian ambassador their abject loyalty to his command. If Bethel ordered 100 pioneers to march off a building, I bet they'd do it.

  Ordering a slave to kill himself isn't really murder, but it sure is just as bad. It's a different crime, though.

  CZAR
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  How Sad

  by Ariell in

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  i have a distant cousin, 15 and in a wheel chair.

  she's always saying how she can't wait until the new system comes when finally she'll be set free from her handicap and can run around with joyful glee.

  it breaks my heart knowing this is never gonna happen and makes me even more angrier.

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  czarofmischief

  Believing a lie, well, it won't help you, not really.

  You'll just spin your wheels chasing a mirage, when you should be looking for real water.

  If you COULD take her hope away, then it wouldn't be a real hope, would it? Maybe she would appreciate knowing the "truth" about the "troof"? If it is a real hope, then nobody could take it away.

  CZAR
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  Moral absolutes

  by Aztec in

  1. watchtower
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  i keep saying i am going to start a thread on this topic so here goes.... what, if anything, is always morally wrong?

  murder, rape, incest?

  how much do you think your belief, or lack thereof, in a higher power influences your opinion?.

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  It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

  Nietzsche said that. What he was saying was that, since death is certain, and God's involvement is abstract, then when faced with an event like the raping of your family, and the humiliation, it is better to choose death. I would have. I would have fought, and hopefully died before I saw something like that.

  CZAR
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  Aortic Stenosis

  by Blueblades in

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  i just got back from the doctor,he say the echocardiogram reveals aortic stenosis,narrowing of the valve.however,i have no symptoms of this,and so he is scheduling me for a visit to the cardiologist.. i have done some research on the heart and this problem,in the long run valve replacement is usually the way to go.. i need to wait and see what the cardiologist will recommend.that's it for now.. blueblades, trying not to be anxious.

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  czarofmischief

  May you have peace.

  Have courage... I'm sure everything will be fine. Not to dismiss your worries, but it is a fairly common procedure (I've had two friends who had similar surgery) and it usually goes quite well.

  Be brave...

  CZAR
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  Pulled out of Sex Ed classes

  by Nosferatu in

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  for those of you who had a jw childhood, were you pulled out of sex education classes?

  did it bother your conscience if school surprised you with one?

  after being deprived from sex knowledge and since the society doesn't make diagrams, how did you learn about it?

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  czarofmischief

  My parents were fairly enlightened, and when they overheard me playing with another kid (we were pretending to marry some imaginary girls, or something) anyway, they asked me how much I knew, and then they got a book that explained everything in terms I could understand. I think I was seven, or eight.

  The rest of my knowledge I picked up through studying medical encyclopedias, lingerie ads, and, of course, Internet Porn sites that sometimes had more practical "how-to" than any amount of "great teacher" books. Having a well-trained mind that learned to distinguish the erotic from the merely freakish helped in that regard.

  CZAR