I'm waiting for one of our artistic posters to post a pic of Gumby in diapers....
GUMBERS NEEDS YOUR ADVISE.......
by Mary 86 Replies latest jw friends
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startingover
Gumbastard,
When the brothers met with me for reinstatement I had an attitude and a half.......as if I could care less attitude.......and they didn't seem to mind.
That really reminds me of the movie "Shawshank Redemption" when red (Morgan Freeman) went before the parole board.
Quite a situation you're in, I could really relate to your comments about going to the meetings and wanting to stand up and yell, it was like that for me before I quit. I don't know if you were DF'd or DA'd, but I would say that if you were DF'd for something other than apostacy, you could just play the "spiritually weak" card. If you are well liked, I would bet it won't matter if your are active or not. Because I don't have a label, I still am around JW's from time to time because of my active wife. Even though I am not a part of any JW function and have hair on my face, they treat me just fine. The reality is that most of the JW's I associated with I only did because we shared a religion. We really didn't have too much in common so not being around them is no big deal. I have found that most of the stuff I did as a JW was out of a sense of obligation. I really didn't want to be there anyway so I really like it as it is now. I say enjoy your family, pick and choose the invites, try to ignore the irritating JW lingo.
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anewme
Well we wish you all the best Mr. Gumby. You explained your hard situation very well.
Please visit here every so often. You are one of the few with dear friends on both sides.
Affectionately,
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juni
Hey little brother Gumby,
We're always around here if you need a shoulder to lean on or a listening ear. We love you guy and want the best for you.
And if you need a Depend's Fund set up we can do that too.
Hug with love,
Juni
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Robdar
My advise is for Gumby to jump in with both feet and go whole hog about it. He might as well. When you're in with the Witnesses, you're in it with your entire soul. They wont have it any other way. If you're in it Gumby, be in it and try to enjoy yourself.
OTOH Gumby, if you can't commit 100 percent then you need to get out. No need in doing something half-assed.
You know I love you. I hope you are not offended by me giving it to you straight.
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penny2
((((gumby))))
Keep in touch won't you, gumby!! And enjoy the time with your family.
Love
penny2
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LittleToe
I want my ole pal Gummers back!
He's never around, and when he is he seems subdued.
Come back, gawdammit!!!
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gumby
I want my ole pal Gummers back!
He's never around, and when he is he seems subdued.
Ross....you bastard! I never left nor am I a serious boring-ass witness either. Soon as we bump into each other again i'm gonna eat like 20 "cookies" right in front of you and show you a dirty picture I keep in my wallet of me and FMZ doing bad things in Dallas when everyone left our room. Subdued my arse! I'll show you subdued ol buddy. I'll eat cookies, take you to the shooting range and shoot off your sac if'n you ever call me subdued again.
* thinks Little Toe is jealous cuz he's to ascared to be a witness again*
Love ya little bruddah......and don't go worrying bout me cuz I got a plan of gettin you into the New System along with me
Gumby Franz
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mouthy
Gumby Franz?????? Go wash your mouth out
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gumby
Now now my sweet little granny. There you go jumping to conclusions again and assuming I was talking about little Freddy and not Ray.
*spanks Mouthy right on her bottom*
Gumby