If You Could Write Articles For The Watchtower What Would The Titles Be?

by minimus 106 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    what the hell is a sweater puppy?

  • gumby
    gumby

    I have no idea.

    The only thing I can think of when I hear this.....is an old lady walking her two poodles with red sweaters on them.

    Dave is only jealous, cuz craig refuses to be a twin sweater puppy with him, and so Dave tries to horn in on our close relationship. He's trying to break us up dammit! He's one rude bastard.

    Gumby

  • blondie
    blondie

    Side Articles:

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    Elders and Mnisterial Servants Training School 2005--First Year Sisters Invited

    When the End Comes in 2014, What Will You Be Doing?

    The Last Anointed Dies--What Now?

    The Nethinims New Role in the Spiritual Paradise

    Meet the New Governing Body--Sister (Don) Adams, Sister (William) Van de Wall, Sister (Patrick) LaFranca, ....heads of other WT corporations

    Armageddon Came Spiritually--Did You See It?

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    Millions Now Dead Will Be Resurrected -- or -- How To Safely Remove Char Without Peeling The Skin

    Kingdom Melodies -- How To Sing Them Polka-Style

    Proof Jesus Has Already Returned -- How Luminol Found Jesus' Pierced Hands

    Discovered in Saddam's Palace -- Esau's Pelt

  • ESTEE
    ESTEE

    ROLF!!! Rolly

    So ... how about a few more ...

    To Think or Not to Think -- For Yourself

    How to Treat Your Disfellowshipped Loved Ones with Conditional Love

    Apologies to All the Silent Lambs -- Long Overdue?

    True Confessions of a Book Publisher

    Prozac for the Happiest People on Earth?

    How to Live with Your Alcoholic Mate While Converting Them

    Young People Ask: Is there Anything Not Controlled by the GB?

    Body of Elders: Window to Your Bedroom?

    Damage Control for Pedophile Elders

    ESTEE


  • minimus
    minimus

    Why The Internet Is Evil-------Should Religion Be Held Accountable For Unhappiness?----------Happy People On The North Pole----Jehovah's Witnesses!-----------The Sad State Of The Catholic Priests & Pedophiles--------Which Is a Worse Sin---Oral or Anal Sex In Marriage?------

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    Mexico - Why It's Okay to Bribe Government Officials

    Malawi - How We Perpetuate the Persecution

    Exposed! The Faithful and Discreet Slave Found Shackled To A Bedpost!

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