If You Could Write Articles For The Watchtower What Would The Titles Be? (page 5)

orangefatcat

The Truth about 9-11

1975 Was a Lie

The Truth about Leo GreenLees and Other Secret Pedophiles in the Org.

YOUR FUTURE EDITOR & CEO

Orangefatcat....

Outaservice

CAN YOU DO MORE? (KM ARTICLE)

'HELL' , WHAT IS IT? (HOUR TALK)

GOD'S FUTURE IN THE SPACE AGE (STUDY ARTICLE)

THE SOCIETY, AN EVERLASTING LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY (STUDY ARTICLE)

EARLY CHRISTIAN DOOR TO DOOR WORK PROVEN BY HEZEKIAH 6:3

WITNESSING DURING COFFEE BREAKS (KM ARTICLE)

WITNESSING AT USED CAR LOTS (KM ARTICLE)

SanFranciscoJim

"Millions Now Eating Will Never Diet"

"Millions Now Dead Were Once Alive"

"The Truth That Leads to Eternal Gossip"

"Elders' Wives - Should You Tell Them Your Secrets?"

"Here I Am! Smite Me!"

"Pioneering For Dummies"

"Umbrellas - Why Noah Invented Them"

"Sodom and Gomorrah - We've Changed Our Minds Again!"

"My Book of Violent Bible Stories"

"Are You A Modern Day Nephilim?"

"The Burning Bush - Sign From Jehovah or Fire Hazard?"

"The Lord's Evening Meal - Great Taste or Less Filling?"

"Alcoholism - Why True Christians Should Ignore It"

"Cross or Torture Stake - Who the Hell Cares?"

SadElder

Wanking with Leo and Ewert

Multi-level marketing in this time of the end.

How to bore the audience to death without even trying

Why I'm the Boss by Ted Jaracz

Turn in your brothers by The Service Department

cruzanheart

Is Apologizing Really Necessary? (wait a minute, they really DID that one!)

and the study articles:

Keeping the Congregation Clean -- By Keeping Your Big Mouth Shut

Your Precious Eyes -- How to Keep Them Closed Along With Your Mind

and let's not forget those wonderful personal experiences:

Boys: God's Gift to Men

next issue:

The Curse of Child Abuse Laws

(I'm going to stop now -- I just grossed myself out.)

Nina

Blueblades

Tarzan and Jane,what its like to live among the animals.For children.

Tarzan and Jane,the next best view of what Adam and Eve could of been.For grown ups.

Columbo exposes the WT.Finds many clues in the inner chamber of the Governing Body.

The Law,how to use loop-holes.

Warning,this article is for the elderly only,the secret to ending diarhea and incontinence.

How to remember to forget what we told you yesterday.

How to answer questions without answering them.

Blueblades

frenchbabyface

RUN JW RUN ! EITHER WAY

Get in there give and forget about yours and others lifes : Inside article : a all bunch of Thanks for NOTHING or worse thank for KILLING people minds

OR

Run (away) out there and live your life : Inside article : BE YOURSELF with a minimum of RESPECT for others and yourself)

greven

Greven

ps There's more where that came from... :o)

frenchbabyface

I really do like the last one Greven !!!

greven

How about these?

Greven

If You Could Write Articles For The Watchtower What Would The Titles Be?

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