If You Could Write Articles For The Watchtower What Would The Titles Be?

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  • integ
    integ

    Self Mutilation....Is it for Christians?

    1) In the continent of Africa, Jehovah's Witnesses have enjoyed grand spiritual blessings in the early part of this century. As evidence of Jehovah's blessing is the great increase of Bible studies being conducted, and the many "Flocking to Jehovah's table". How has this increase become possible? It is mainly due to the self sacrificing efforts of those responsible for taking the lead among us; The Elders in the local congregations, and most importantly the Faithful and Discreet Slave Class, of whom the Master upon arriving has found them to be worthy of carrying His Grand message of hope for mankind's future.-Matt 23:45.

    2) Upon arriving in Africa one Christian pioneer sister named Gretchen (not her real name) noted "The natives here were very dirty when we arrived, living in grass huts, eating bugs and engaging in various forms of spiritism. Through Jehovah's Holy Spirit, we have been able to show them through God's Word, that these practices are not endorsed by our Superlative Creator. Indeed Jehovah, the Great Repurchaser, has blessed our efforts in the ministry. Thank you Jehovah, and blessed be your Faithful and Discreet Slave Class, who are indeed giving us our food at the proper time".-Matt 23:45

    3) Ministering in Africa has not been without it's pitfalls. Not everyone has been disposed to spiritual truths. For instance there continues to be wide spread demonic rituals being conducted in certain villiages. The practice of "self mutilation", defined by Websters Dictionary as; "the mutilation of the self." is, sadly, still quite common. Our dear brothers and sisters have witnessed such depolorable things such as individuals poking themselves with pins, burning themselves with cigarette butts, administering papercuts with precious copies of the Watchtower and Awake magazines, and unfortuneately, chopping off their penises with a dull axe, or whatever is available.

    Is it Wise?

    4) It is quite obvious to discern that when these natives chop off their penises, the appendages seem to flop around on the ground, similar to a fish flopping around on a boat after just being removed from the water- Matt 23:45.

    5) As Christians today, do you feel it would be wise to engage in such a form of self mutilation? True in some countries where some self mutilation is required by law, a Christian would want to weigh the pros and cons of pursuing such a course, and prayerfully meditate on the proper course to take, and it would be a matter of the individuals conscience. But where self mutilation is not compulsory, it WOULD NOT be a conscience matter, and the individual that persisted in such a sinful course would be subject to disfellowshipping.-Matt 23:45

    6) Admittedly, God's Word does not specifically state that it is disadvantageous to chop off ones sexual member. We have Bible principles to guide us. Surely, a penis flopping around like a "fish outta water" is not what our Great Master was referring to when he exhorted His first century followers to become "Fishers of Men".-Matt 23:45

    7) Miguel, a young Christian minister of Jehovah in Brazil noted; "When I first heard about this self mutilation thing, I thought it would be kind cool to engage in this practice, but after not being able to reattatch it, I realized I may have made a mistake. Thanks to Jehovah, with direction provided through His organization, I was able to discern that this was a practice I would not continue to engage in, even if I could". What wise reasoning. We can see then through this example from Miguel, and the many others we can point to, that a loyal servant of Jehovah, would endeavor to avoid this snare of sexual self mutilation. Unless you live in an area where it is required of you. Then it would be up to your conscience.-Matt 23:45.

    Next Week: "Avoid the snare of Reading".

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Crisis of Conscience - why read it

    Sign of the Last Days -When?

    In Search of Christian Freedom

    The Gentile Times Reconsidered

    The Parable of the Prodigal Son -- and how to reinsate a disfellowshipped person scripturally

    A Letter of Apology from The Governing Body

    The Law of Christain Conscience

    What is Scripturally Acceptable in the bedroom and why it is none of the godamn business of the Governing Body

  • proandcon
    proandcon

    Integ...absolutely hilarious...were you on the writing committee in Brookly...you have the schtict down perfectly...

  • Zoewrex
    Zoewrex

    4) It is quite obvious to discern that when these natives chop off their penises, the appendages seem to flop around on the ground, similar to a fish flopping around on a boat after just being removed from the water- Matt 23:45.

    Oh MY! Gota hate those flip flopping peni....too funny

  • worldlygirl
    worldlygirl

    "Transfusions For Witnesses? Why Waste Perfectly Good Blood?"

  • minimus
    minimus

    You people are soo funny!

  • proandcon
    proandcon

    " Beastiality - the Christian View" (WT study article)

    " Why sparing the rod spoils the child"

    Aluminum - is it safe to use yet?

    "It's ok to lie - -sometimes"

    "Are you ready to 'give it up'?"

    How it's possible to show love to ones we "hate" (and not go mad!)

    How to use God's "gift of time" to its fullest !

    Is College a Snare and a Racket?

    Are you doing enough?

    How to "drum up persecution" to be like Paul.

    If the local police were looking for JW's...would you be recognizable as one?

    Four Door Cars and Minivans...a Christian view !

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Asking Questions - Is It Really Necessary?
    Will There Ever Be A Time When We Can Grow Beards?
    Why Is It Hard To Poop?
    The Dodo Bird - One Of God's Magnificent Creatures
    Are Harpoons Really Dangerous?
    Why Did I Pick Up This Watchtower?
    Breathing - Why Is It Dangerous?
    Children - Don't Read This!

  • core
    core

    Elders - Herd the Sheep

    Sisters - Why bother coming?

    Autobiography of RunningMan (assembly experiences medley)

    "Amway - the path to eternal happiness"

    "Donations - tithes revealed as 100 not 10 %"

    "Sell Watchtowers or Die" study article with apologies to RunningMan

    "Bethel Service - the alternative to a lobotomy?"

    "Gilead - You can have unique tropical diseases"

    "Disfellowship a squaddie to boost morale"

  • minimus
    minimus

    More..... "God Loves A Careful Giver"......"How The Truth Can Change"..."We Never Believed In A Faithful Slave Class"...."God Does Not Care If You Can Pronounce His Name"....."New Light: No One Can Predict The Future"...."Whole Blood or Holy Blood---Which Is It?"......."The Elders Are Merely Men"

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