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"Concubines - A Fine Example for True Christians"
"The Homeless - Why We Should Not Have Bible Studies With Them"
"Easter - Fun With Fertility"
"Young People Ask: 'Do I really have to welcome evil Aunt Maude back in the resurrection?'"
"Questions From Breeders"
"Why True Christians May Run for President of Small African Nations"
"Our Numbers Double in Afghanistan! (From 1 to 2)"
"Airplane Witnessing - How to Start In-Flight Bible Studies"
"Legal Department Fights Spam Laws in Supreme Court So Email Witnessing May Continue"
"Food At the Proper Time - Why Birds Will Eat Meat and We Will Be Stuck Eating Plants"
"Methuselah - the Man Who Died From Boredom After 969 Years of Monotony"
"Job - the Uncensored Story"
"Jonah - A Whale of a Man"
"Daniel - A Man Who Was Given the Lion's Share"
"Why Reading Dr. Seuss Backwards Will Cause Demon Possession"