If You Could Write Articles For The Watchtower What Would The Titles Be?

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  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    *laughs so hard she chokes on her spit*

    Swan!! You are funny as hell!! I say that with all respect, it takes a lot for something to really make me hyperventilate--but holy beans girl!! You found out how to tickle my funny bone!!!

    Badger--I have to say tho--this is my favorite by far--

    Niccolo Machiavelli: An Early Buleprint for the Circuit Overseer

    I fell off my chair I was laughing so hard!
  • freein89
    freein89

    The Rafter in Your Eye: Is it Connected To The Pole Up Your Butt?

  • nobody told me
    nobody told me

    New light on failed prophecies

    Jehovahs Witnesses-The Organization behind the Pain (video)

    How to get the most out the Holidays-Without celebrating them.

    Lying-When its ok for a Christian.

    Pets-Should they carry a no Blood card?

  • minimus
    minimus

    ARE SOME OF YOU POSTERS REALLY IN THE WRITING DEPARTMENT???

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    "The Gnu-Whirled Translation of the Ho Leaves Cripple Ewers" - by Earthling Men... (is anyone surprised?)

    "Removing Thereafter From Your Own Eye" - 50 ways to leave your lover....

    "Get Doubt of Heir, Ma Peed in Pool" - by Sister I.P. Frequently

    "Babble-on-the-Great" - History of the Governing Potty

    "In The Big Inning, Gaud Created the Gnu-Whirled" - reaching out for the flaming sword (words)...

    "Those Too-Wedgied Words Cut Both Ways" - How not to cut yourself when using the "toil-ette" papers....

    "We Love to Hate" - new Keen/Dumb Songs for fleeced ones....

    "Why Should You Listen to Circus Serpents and Other Borg Serpents?" - sensing the clowns....

    and there's more....so much more....

    Frannie B

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  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    The Rafter in Your Eye: Is it Connected To The Pole Up Your Butt?

    Freein89 - I didn't know I was capable of laughing so hard!

    Now if I can only find where I left my Pampers.......!

  • minimus
    minimus

    Watch Out For Aprostrates......The Balanced View Of Swinging.......Don't Tempt Anyone Into Rape.......From Window Washer To Circuit Overseer---In Less Than A Year!......Are You Moaning And Groaning Over The Proper Things???...Caring For Your Aged Parents While Regular Pioneering....I Was Beaten Up By My Husband But After 20 Years He's In The Truth!.....

  • avishai
    avishai

    Millions once living are now dead!!!!!

  • nobody told me
    nobody told me

    Immoral dreams--why confess them to the elders.

    Is taking care of your goldfish a kingdom distraction?

    Valuable things--Why we need them in New York.

    Why I gave up being a Pizza delivery boy--to pioneer. (life story)

  • minimus
    minimus

    Homosexuality--Is It For You?.....Beware Of The News Media And The Demons....Does It Really Matter That We're Wrong?....Smoking Is Demonic!....True Christian And False Christians...Abstain From Whole Blood---It's A Command....Why You CAN'T Go To Heaven!!!

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