If You Could Write Articles For The Watchtower What Would The Titles Be?

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  • Vita Nuova
    Vita Nuova

    The Brain--A Satanically-Inspired Myth

    Prophecies: If Ours Are Wrong, We Don't Want to be Right.

    Young [JW] People Ask: Have I Been Sexually Abused if No One Else Sees It?

    Why Jehovah Created Our Asses to Fit Our Heads.

  • SanFranciscoJim
    SanFranciscoJim

    "Will Petting Lions Speed Up Armageddon's Coming?"

    "Birds - God's Millenial Carcass Cleaners"

    "Ethnic Contamination - Serving Where the Need Is Greater"

    "Mexico - An Example of Christian Bribery"

    "Witnessing to the Dead - Separating the Sheep From the Ghosts"

    "Why True Christians Do Not Run For Governor of California"

    "Porneia - Getting the Most Out of It"

    "Head Coverings - Modesty or Outdated Fashion Accessory?"

    "Thrift Store Shopping - Keeping Well Groomed"

    "Window Washers - Why Jehovah Has Dirty Windows"

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    'Swearing - should you give a f**k'

    'Your ass is ours - get used to it'

    "When we say 'jump', you ask 'how high' "

    'This generation - why it can last hundreds of years'

    'Hands up; who thinks we should be allowed to vote'

    'The King of the North - any ideas?'

    Why are you looking forward to 1975? (a real one!)

  • heathen
    heathen

    Life--- Who has one ? How to find the deemonized stuff at garage sales . The greatest spam that ever lived . Will sister biguns and brother blue balls unite in worship ? (study article for singles ), let's start a pool on when the end of the world happens . How to create suspicion by snubbing others .

  • shamus
    shamus

    Young People Ask....

    Why Does The Truth Suck So Bad?

    Young People Ask....

    Should I Kill Myself If I Mastrubate? The Answer Is YES!

    This thread has left me gasping for breath.... Integ, you are hilarious!

  • Swan
    Swan

    Millions Now Dying Will Never Live
    Bribery -- Tool of Discerning Christians (by the Awake correspondent in Mexico)
    How You Can Endure Inhuman Torture (by the Awake correspondent in Malawi)
    Why Are Humans So Gullible?
    Paper Clips -- Their Demonic Origins
    Pagan Symbols -- Why Crosses Are Out, But Wedding Rings Are Okay
    Worldly Organizations -- Why the Red Cross Is Out, But the U.N. Is Okay
    Demonic Experiences To Traumatize Your Children With
    Coffee -- Wake Up and Smell It
    Chimpanzees -- Our Genetic Cousins
    God's Charriot Gets A Tune-Up
    Our District Conventions -- Why We Shouldn't Buy From Worldly Vendors
    Do Apostates Really Have Better Food At Their Conventions?
    Eating Cold Sandwhiches and Drinking Warm Pop for God's Glory
    2004 -- Why This Year Marks the End
    2005 -- Satan's Last Days
    2006 -- The Year for Armageddon
    2007 -- The Final War
    2009 -- Why We Skipped a Year
    2010 -- Only Hours Remaining
    2011 -- The Great War Is Upon Mankind
    2012 -- God's Wrath Unleashed
    2013 -- Where Will You Be Found In the Final Moments?
    2014 -- The Generation of 100 Years Has Ended
    The End Is Coming Soon! We Really Mean It This Time!

  • Badger
    Badger

    Niccolo Machiavelli: An Early Buleprint for the Circuit Overseer

    Battling Clinical Depression and Anxiety Disorder: Less Professional Care, More Effort!

    Pioneers: Are You Giving Jehovah Your Utmost?

    Christian Women: A Large Army, Not Generals

    Why I'm A Better Christian Than You (A Personal Experience)

    Opposing Nazi Persecution: Reliving When Elders Had Guts and Heart

    The Latest Innocent Childhood Craze: Why it's Unwise for Christians

  • heathen
    heathen

    Why we make people wear ties in third world countries . Farting during public talks could it be trumpet blasts ? We invite you to dinner but don't eat or drink . Paisley--- is it a symbol of sexual frustration? Polyester---- is it satanic because the greedy industrialists are evil ?

  • bebu
    bebu

    If I die laughing from this thread, it'll be a great way to go!!! Swan, you are hysterical!!

    bebu

  • caspian
    caspian

    Minimus asking questions

    Answers that work

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