If You Could Write Articles For The Watchtower What Would The Titles Be?

by minimus 106 Replies latest jw friends

  • maybesbabies
    maybesbabies

    "As shepherds of the flock, is it O.K. to have sex with sheep?"

    "The faithful and discrete slave--are your slaves discrete enough?"

    "Spoil the rod, spare the child!"

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Swan and Integ - I am laughing so hard, my belly hurts! Absolutely awesome creativity. Here’s my shot:

    First century witnessing attire - new light on foot coverings

    Deborah’s example for today - is it time for female elders?

  • codeblue
    codeblue

    This is the FINAL issue of the Watchtower---

    1. Why you only need your Bible to have a Relationship with God and his Son

    2. Why only reading the Bible is necessary for True Chrisitians...(any translation YOU prefer)

    3. No more Watchtower Study articles or Book Studies (only meeting will be an hour each week---Reading the Bible--audience encouraged to read and share thoughts---all are welcomed...everybody will be treated with RESPECT)

    4. Grappling apologies BY elders, c.o.'s, d.o's. and all governing body and WTBS members.....begging for forgiveness ..

    5. Ways to be a compassionate neighbor to EVERYBODY without reporting a time slip.

    6. Monetary compensation to all Baptized witnesses (Any who where df'd or da'd also get compensation) or unbaptized pubs.....for pain and suffering by WTBS (of course!!!)

    Codeblue

  • Vita Nuova
    Vita Nuova

    Young People Ask: Are We Supposed to Ask Anything?

    Suicide Bombing--The New Theocratic Warfare?

  • bebu
    bebu

    ROFLMHO

    You guys are hysterical!!! This is truly a funny thread. I don't know how anyone can top what's been put out so far, but keep it up...

    bebu

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    WE'RE SORRY!!

  • heathen
    heathen

    The light and how it shines out our ass . Gossip --- has anyone heard any juicy stuff lately? How the jehovah witnesses resemble false religion . New techniques in mental gymnastics . How to avoid admitting you were wrong. How to cope with ignorance . The WTBTS will provide new blinders with each renewed subscription .

  • Vita Nuova
    Vita Nuova

    Millions Now Living Will Never Die--Screw the Other Billions!

    Who Really Created the Internet: Al Gore or Satan?

    Praying--Choosing an Air-time Plan That's Right For You.

  • ikhandi
    ikhandi

    Sex Before Marriage? Why It's Absolutely Necessary

    A Look At A Modern Day Cult- Jehovahs Witnesses

    An In Depth Look Of The Life and Times of Raymond Franz

  • SanFranciscoJim
    SanFranciscoJim

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