Posts by Faraon

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The Destruction of Tyre, Fulfilled Prophecy?
by VM44 in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i found this article online that defended the fulfillment of ezekiel's prophecy concerning the destruction, or desolation, of tyre.. the writer claims that the ancient "phoenician city of tyre" that "ezekiel was speaking of, and that city no longer exists", and that the modern day city that is there today is "lebanon's tyre".. --vm44.

destruction of tyre: a detailed look at ezekiel 26:1-21 and some objections that skeptics have.

http://www.aboutbibleprophecy.com/tyre.htm.
Faraon

Even Ezekiel 29:18,19 admits that Nebuchadnezzar did not take Tyre. The god Jehovah inspires, instead, another failed prophecy against Egypt.
18"Son of man, Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon caused his army to serve a hard service against Tyre: every head was made bald and every shoulder was peeled; yet had he no wages, nor his army, from Tyre for the service that he had served against it. 19 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD: Behold, I will give the land of Egypt unto Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon; and he shall take her multitude, and take her spoil, and take her prey; and it shall be the wages for his army. 20 I have given him the land of Egypt for his labor for which he served against it, because they wrought for Me, saith the Lord GOD

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I don’t know, though, if we can blame Ezequiel and call him a false prophet, if big J lied to him.
Ezekiel 14:9
9And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the LORD have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out My hand upon him and will destroy him from the midst of My people Israel

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And there you have it. The word of the father of lies.
Faraon
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Bible Comedy
by Gerard in
1. social
2. humour
q. what kind of man was boaz before he married?

a. ruthless.

q. what do they call pastors in germany?
Faraon

How would you recognize Adam and Eve at the beach?
No belly buttons?
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funny webpage on how to be aggressive when witnessing. Think its a real JW?
by jwfacts in
1. social
2. humour
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http://www.eel.nu/witnessthis/witnessthis.html .

and a question, is/was jackie chan a jw?.
Faraon

JW Facts,
And a question, is/was Jackie Chan a JW?
According to
http://www.akasico.wanadoo.es/akasico/html/carticulos/131880_1.html he is a Buddhist.
PS, I am not sure abour Huckleberry Finn . I am intrigued about Keenen Ivory Wayans. His picture and name appear twice. His father was a JW, but I don´t think he is one.
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Who is the "Queen of the Apostates"?
by booker-t in
1. watchtower
2. bible
there was a post in the past that listed ray franz as the "king of the apostates" to flip the script who would you nominate as the reigning "queen of the apostates"?

my nominee would go to joan cetnar.

but to be honest joan is such a nice person that i had the pleasure of meeting at a ex-jws convention.
Faraon

I also give my vote to Jan Groenveld. She helped me in more than a few ways. Her e-mails covered many topics, and love poured through her pores.
May she rest in peace
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shouldn't we wait till we're 30+ to be baptized?
by annalice in
1. jw
2. friends
i believe we were taught that jesus was around thirty years old when he was baptized.

now i was always told that the bible mentioned specific things like times and dates for a reason .as a guide for us to follow.

so by telling us his age this would seem to be very important for us .
Faraon

I had sex when I was 7 also. I started life when I was young.
I had it at birth.
You can see it on my birth certificate. It reads: Live male.
Maybe it's a national custom, but they assign you a sex right after you are born. I guess they also assign you a life. lol
Faraon
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Question on Proclaimers book
by moomanchu in
1. watchtower
2. bible
page 719.

1918 the discourse "the world has ended --millions now living may never die",.

the talk is entitled "the world has ended -- millions now living will never die".
Faraon

Who want's to dedicate their life to something that "may" happen?
Millions of believers. Faraon
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blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum in
1. social
2. humour
a guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.

any takers?

on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
Faraon

How about bald jokes?
Hairy guy rubbing his hand in a bald man's head:
Nice! It feels just like my wife's ass!
Bald man rubs his own head and says.
Yeah. You're right. It does feel like your wife's ass
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A Safe Natural Way to Feel Better!
by SWALKER in
1. social
2. humour
do you have feelings of inadequacy?

do you suffer from shyness?.

do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?.
Faraon

I like Tequila, not for what it does to me, but I like to give it to girls. Somehow my image improves.
Faraon
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The Atheist's Book of Bible Stories - new - Bible Science
by RunningMan in
1. watchtower
2. bible
well, i'm back with a couple of new chapters.

i have been putting this one off for a long time.

so, please feel free to post any biblical science errors that you know of.
Faraon

Running man,
You obviously know nothing about science and the bible. I could bet that you would not even pass the following quiz:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0402/biblefactquiz.html
Not even a two-answer per question one such as
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/sciencequiz.html
You are surely destined to go to hell!
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Jehovah, The Imposter God
by THE SHOOTIST in
1. watchtower
2. bible
what was jehovah thinking when he put that tree in the middle of the garden and the told adam and eve not to eat of its fruit?

the real all-knowing god would never have done such a thing.

didn't he know that making the tree and the fruit would absolutely ruin this perfect man and woman?
Faraon

Shootist,
What was Jehovah thinking when he put that tree in the middle of the garden and the told Adam and Eve not to eat of its fruit? The real all-knowing God would never have done such a thing. Didn't he know that making the tree and the fruit would absolutely ruin this perfect man and woman?
Hey, God did not plant the tree and forbade Adam to eat from it. It was Jovah who did the planting and prohibited its consupmtion. God told them that they could eat from all trees.
Gen. 1: 29 And God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
Adam and Eve were God's last creations. Jehovah created man first, then the animals, and then Eve.
Faraon