"Curious, how would you handle A little brat like me?"
The same way your parents did! Graffiti on the front of the house? For that major offense I can only say I hope you're from the South where they make you climb the tree and get the switch that you're about to get spanked with !
"I was taught, but did not always listen"
Exactly why spankings should be given !! When I was growing up parents didn't quite care for repeating themselves over and over again.